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[Duke]

there he is

the edgy thinly-veiled racist

That looks nothing like Sarcasmo.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Those '99 whatever' things

But a bitch aint one?

Edit: Shirley you don't mean a 99 flake ice cream????

 

[polo]

That looks nothing like Sarcasmo.

oh duke.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

That looks nothing like Sarcasmo.

I can see a certain likeness.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

there he is

the edgy thinly-veiled racist

?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That looks nothing like Sarcasmo.

That's because Sarcasmo is a horrible racist.

There is a difference you see.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

?

My day is now complete. I just spat on my monitor. In my office. With my colleagues.

 

[dbzeag]

Anyone think of anything worse than orange liqueur?

Coffee liquor. Orange liquor is quite nice and refreshing actually. Patron Orange is very lovely for making margaritas and Blue Curacao is a staple for any blue colored drink, and how do you make a Long Island without Triple Sec?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And by 'spat' you mean, well, nevermind.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"blue coloured drink" is where you go immediately wrong

 

[tre]

And by 'spat' you mean, well, nevermind.

no, please elaborate.

 

[tre]

"blue coloured drink" is where you go immediately wrong

i have a rule about putting blue things in my mouth: don't

blueberries aside.

 

[dbzeag]

I forgot the rule of emigration - you can only do it if you're white and 'useful' to society.

Well, the useful stuff is true. When I was looking to move to Canada for work, there were many questions about my qualifications and education levels to define my usefulness to the workforce of Canada.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And by 'spat' you mean, well, nevermind.

I just take that as a given.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

"blue coloured drink" is where you go immediately wrong

You are wise.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i have a rule about putting blue things in my mouth: don't

blueberries aside.

What about Smurfs?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I just take that as a given.

 

[dbzeag]

"blue coloured drink" is where you go immediately wrong

blue-colored drinks are perfectly justified if a small paper umbrella is administered as part of the drink.

 

[tre]

blue-colored drinks are perfectly justified if a small paper umbrella is administered as part of the drink.

you're not talking to fly here...

 

[Shalimar]

I used to smash ja's roommate. she was dating a club promoter that I considered a friend.

she moved away for a few years to manage the hooters on staten island or something.


9/11 hit and she drove back the next day.

we kissed at a labor day party out at geiger's house.


she came to t'giving at my family's house 6 weeks later.

4 weeks later we were engaged at christmas.

married in may 5 months later. we now have a 19 month old baby. that we share with casmo.