"I wouldn't really call that a someone"

[plot]

yea, i stay away from that stupid thing. it's by far the most dangerous gun i own.

seriously, i never worry about shooting myself in the face with my shotgun, the nail guns have safety's built in, that stupid glue gun though no matter what i do i end up touching the tip or the 3000 degree splooge cumming out of the fucking tip.

 

[Applesauce]

yea, i stay away from that stupid thing. it's by far the most dangerous gun i own.

seriously, i never worry about shooting myself in the face with my shotgun, the nail guns have safety's built in, that stupid glue gun though no matter what i do i end up touching the tip or the 3000 degree splooge cumming out of the fucking tip.

Omg, I looooved air nail gun. Holy shit, I'd stand on my roof trying to shoot my bat houses in the trees.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Bats are good

They eat mosquitos...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i've got two nail guns, a staple gun, a paintball gun, a bb gun, a hot glue gun, a soldering gun and a shotgun.

you bitches best be recognizing.

I have a dozen hammers, a couple of old-fashioned drills, and duct tape.

 

[Applesauce]

Bats are good

They eat mosquitos...

I know, that's why they were put there. We lived on a river, so they helped!

The houses had tin roofs, I'd aim for those.

 

[plot]

I have a dozen hammers, a couple of old-fashioned drills, and duct tape.

once you go nail guns, you'll never go back.

 

[Applesauce]

Serial.

 

[plot]

i'm totally serial here guys. why won't anyone listen to me???

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I know, that's why they were put there. We lived on a river, so they helped!

The houses had tin roofs, I'd aim for those.

O I sea.

Perhaps they ricocheted off the tin and took out a pesky squirrel or two then.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i'm totally serial here guys. why won't anyone listen to me???

Have I told you about manbearpig?

 

[Applesauce]

I'm listenin!! I lost all my power tools in my devorce.

 

[Applesauce]

O I sea.

Perhaps they ricocheted off the tin and took out a pesky squirrel or two then.

Well then I would've run him over on my mower.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

once you go nail guns, you'll never go back.

Eventually I may have one of those.

Next big project.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well then I would've run him over on my mower.

What a waste of squirrel pie

 

[Applesauce]

What a waste of squirrel pie

Minced Squirrel - a rare delicacy.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Oh that's good and all, but if you do it in the lawn it gets too much grass in it.

Vegetables

 

[plot]

i borrowed a hilti drill a while back... omg it was

 

[Applesauce]

Oh that's good and all, but if you do it in the lawn it gets too much grass in it.

Vegetables

roughage! You need fiber!

 

[Applesauce]

i borrowed a hilti drill a while back... omg it was

DeWalt. Makita. Milwaukee.

 

[fly]

lolll. I need to school Liamz on home repair n shit.

Someday.

That reminds me, I meant to make a thread about the workbench and shit I built.