"I wouldn't really call that a someone"

[fly]

Not since Hebrew School...

wait. You're a jew? WASSUP BUDDY!

 

[water]

Hey, Im not giving him shit. I dont want him to kick the shit out of me next time I come out there. Just saying its odd.

Dude, wait, do you really flip out about the way your coffee is made? Because I totally made that up on the fly.

 

[kunlao21]

two dogs, no bun?

Sure, last thing I need on my desk is a glob of mustard on my keyboard that your counterparts have to clean.

While it means job security for PHX desktop people, I find it necessary at work to not make a mess of my desk.

 

[fly]

Dude, wait, do you really flip out about the way your coffee is made? Because I totally made that up on the fly.

If you're a fucking barista, act like it. Seriously.

 

[kunlao21]

wait. You're a jew? WASSUP BUDDY!

The hot dogs were all kosher. Cause das how I roll.

 

[water]

If you're a fucking barista, act like it. Seriously.

I wonder if they have part of their training where they have to take a hot cup of coffee to the face. Similar to how cops have to be pepper sprayed and tazed.

 

[kunlao21]

If you're a fucking barista, act like it. Seriously.

Ice vente 7 pump vanilla extra caramel caremel macchiato. delish, with a splash-0-homo.

 

[kunlao21]

I wonder if they have part of their training where they have to take a hot cup of coffee to the face. Similar to how cops have to be pepper sprayed and tazed.

They're no longer sprayed. That's been replaced with a night stick in the ass.... get with the times.

But I was wondering why I was the only one in the academy who had to do that, after hours. And why the room was so dark with so many unfamiliar voices. They said it was advanced covert night training... but I never did see my grades for it....

 

[fly]

They're no longer sprayed. That's been replaced with a night stick in the ass.... get with the times.

But I was wondering why I was the only one in the academy who had to do that, after hours. And why the room was so dark with so many unfamiliar voices. They said it was advanced covert night training... but I never did see my grades for it....

Time for a refresher course!

edit: Is it considered sexual harassment if I pseudo hit on a coworker from another office, while off duty, on a random message board?

 

[kunlao21]

Depends... do you like my outfit today?

Edit: and no....

 

[water]

Time for a refresher course!

edit: Is it considered sexual harassment if I pseudo hit on a coworker from another office, while off duty, on a random message board?

Only through the company chat syste.....omfg, how do I clear the history on this thing?

 

[water]

They're no longer sprayed. That's been replaced with a night stick in the ass.... get with the times.

But I was wondering why I was the only one in the academy who had to do that, after hours. And why the room was so dark with so many unfamiliar voices. They said it was advanced covert night training... but I never did see my grades for it....

I ROR'd, by the way.

 

[kunlao21]

Only through the company chat syste.....omfg, how do I clear the history on this thing?

Not even funny

<<Deleting everything>>

 

[plot]

how come i cant find a chick like that?

 

[water]

Not even funny

<<Deleting everything>>

 

[fly]

Not even funny

<<Deleting everything>>

It's all kept server side for 5 years. FUCT

 

[water]

how come i cant find a chick like that?

You aren't douchebaggy enough.

 

[water]

It's all kept server side for 5 years. FUCT

We need to generate some blackmail evidence. I'll IM the CIO and e-seduce him.

 

[kunlao21]

It's all kept server side for 5 years. FUCT

<<Treading softly from now on>> All personal taunts/flirts now go to perosnal email [email protected]

 

[plot]

You aren't douchebaggy enough.

i need lessons.


WHERES WAW?????