"I wouldn't really call that a someone"

[midge]

When in a relationship for a while, things relax.

He could have been a shitty gangsta, OR she could have been cool as shit and took care of her own thing. AND got him a drink. Sounds thoughtful and able to me.

word.

everyone in our crew busts ian's ass because i always drive. it's a stupid little thing, but he gets ragged on for it non-stop. i like driving, he doesn't. i have a nice little truck, he has a shitty volvo that his mom gave him (DON'T JUDGE!!) we're cool with it, but all the turds we know think it's gay. fortunately, i'm better looking than their girlfriends so it doesn't get to him very much.

 

[fly]

Yea, exactry.

I cannot stand that "chivalry" stuff. Where some guy you're slightly dating, stringing along, jumps in front of you to open the door, runs out of the car to open your door, moves your chair out for you to sit down. Runs into the restroom to stand in the stall next to you handing you toilet paper to wipe your ass...

Jeezus God, who the shit ever thought it was OK to act like a woman is some queen and can't do shit on her own?

Besides the fact that Puddin would roundhouse me with his cankles, I'm glad we never dated.

 

[APRIL]

Yea, exactry.

I cannot stand that "chivalry" stuff. Where some guy you're slightly dating, stringing along, jumps in front of you to open the door, runs out of the car to open your door, moves your chair out for you to sit down. Runs into the restroom to stand in the stall next to you handing you toilet paper to wipe your ass...

Jeezus God, who the shit ever thought it was OK to act like a woman is some queen and can't do shit on her own?

To this day I still open the door and Zac slams it shut and then opens it for me. I will never get it.

 

[fly]

To this day I still open the door and Zac slams it shut and then opens it for me. I will never get it.

<-- chivalrous asshole is me

 

[APRIL]

<-- chivalrous asshole is me

You let me pump my own gas though.

 

[midge]

she could get her fingers ripped off in an act of aggressive manliness!!! didn't your mom ever tell you not to slam doors?!?!

 

[water]

You let me pump my own gas though.

And he calls himself a man?

 

[fly]

she could get her fingers ripped off in an act of aggressive manliness!!! didn't your mom ever tell you not to slam doors?!?!

You gotta pay to play

 

[APRIL]

she could get her fingers ripped off in an act of aggressive manliness!!! didn't your mom ever tell you not to slam doors?!?!

It's quite entertaining. I giggle my ass off every time.

And he calls himself a man?

He now has guns and works on cars ... give me time, I'm still training him.

 

[water]

It's quite entertaining. I giggle my ass off every time.


He now has guns and works on cars ... give me time, I'm still training him.

He has A gun, don't overstate his manliness.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Besides the fact that Puddin would roundhouse me with his cankles, I'm glad we never dated.

I prefer the liverpool kiss..

 

[APRIL]

He has A gun, don't overstate his manliness.

Between the two of us we have two.

....and a staple gun.

 

[fly]

He has A gun, don't overstate his manliness.

two foo. dont step.

 

[Applesauce]

To this day I still open the door and Zac slams it shut and then opens it for me. I will never get it.

LOLLLLLLLLLLL

Very funny.

 

[Applesauce]

It's quite entertaining. I giggle my ass off every time.


He now has guns and works on cars ... give me time, I'm still training him.

lolll. I need to school Liamz on home repair n shit.

Someday.

 

[Applesauce]

Besides the fact that Puddin would roundhouse me with his cankles, I'm glad we never dated.

lulz, he does have some big legs. I can take him though.

 

[plot]

And he calls himself a man?

the term is loosely applied here.

 

[Applesauce]

the term is loosely applied here.

 

[plot]

i've got two nail guns, a staple gun, a paintball gun, a bb gun, a hot glue gun, a soldering gun and a shotgun.

you bitches best be recognizing.

 

[Applesauce]

Holy shit, my fingers are all burnt up from my glue gun.