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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by water, Jan 23, 2013.
He's lost a lot of weight lately. He looks different in the face now.
How much coffee were you drinking before?
They don't have cuntectomies yet?
I think the Paleo diet is the new hotness around here. They are all silly. Eat less, but eat balanced. Move around more. This is what you need to know.
Fad diets don't work.
Fat diets are very tasty though.
Not too much, maybe 4-5 cups of instant stuff a day.
FAWK!! Lmaoooooooooo ahahahahaaaaaaa!!
I fucking love you two!!!
Instant? There's your problem...
Usual office drink round these parts.
GROCE. Unless they've made serious flavor improvements in instant coffee, I can't imagine enjoying it enough to ingest 4-5 cups of it.
Have you tried cold brew?
Longer brew time with cold water = super smooth delicious coffee.
I realize now that Duke and Enema are perfect for one another. Her assertive outlook and unorthodox values are the yin to his yang. She would wear the pants in their home, pretending in adoration to fume at his obstinance, and ol' softy Duke, destined to become interdependent, would smile back in his own little way through a gruff facade. They're the kind of rare, cosmic couple you only hear about in stories, lovingly and faithfully married until they are too old and shriveled to walk anymore, outlived only by the trees they planted for one another in their younger years and sustained only by their mutual curmudgeonry. And then, on a melancholy day, one would quietly die within a week of the other from a broken heart, sitting alone in the special place they once shared together, wishing they could feel the other's touch just one last time.
This would work if my penis was forcibly removed in an industrial accident and was no longer relevant.
Good thing I don't work in an environment that has many industrial accidents.
Did you just make that up?
Sometimes, when trying to make people vomit, I'm willing to go the extra mile.