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GAY How to be fit -OR- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Salad

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by water, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. Obviously, that's the best way to lose weight and stay healthy.
  2. Fuck yea. It's amazing how much housework you can get done if you don't take breaks for eating. Thoroughly recommended.
  3. You know what else, aside from cigarettes, helps?

    Chewing gum.
  4. Ciggs are so fucking Groce. Your mouth and breath must smell like a hobos ass.
  5. she eats from a dumpster, of course it does.
  6. See post above yours. Chew gum. Then it doesn't stink. And you get a step closer to being even thinner.

  7. it still smells on your hair, clothes, fingers, etc.
  8. Why would a hobo's ass smell like tobacco?
  9. Idgaf :lol:

    I know everyone has been subtly brainwashed over time to hate smokers more and more and more, but it doesn't wash with me. I find most peoples perfumes and deo's gag inducing, but you don't see me pretending that they're awful people.
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  11. #331 Dory, Jan 29, 2013
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    Can we have this as a smiley pls? :hmm: [​IMG]
  12. Not matter how you cut it, it smells bad. As does perfume.
  13. #333 fly, Jan 29, 2013
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2014
    When you quit smoking.
  14. As does other peoples perfume you mean. My perfume smells like glittery fuckin roses.
  15. Okay I stopped. Gimme my smiley you fascist.
  16. Lies.
  17. Name something purely good about cigs.
  18. They stop me punching you in the face when you ask things like that?
  19. no, that's distance.
  20. Distance is an obstacle that is easily overcome if I don't calm down.