Register for an adventure

Interested in learning new things that you never actually wanted to know?

GAY How to be fit -OR- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Salad

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by water, Jan 23, 2013.

  1. She's your new favourite love.
     
  2. #402 Dory, Feb 1, 2013
    Last edited by a moderator: Jun 27, 2014
    Ask @fly to make her a smiley :kiki:

    Kthx
     
  3. When a monkey paints the wall with it's own shit, it's still a shit painting.
     
  4. I've got enough airline miles from my credit card scams, won't cost me anything until 2015.
     
  5. I will be your best man.
     
  6. I used to make a pitcher that lasted all week,
     
  7. btw, I'm eating carbs for lunch. Should I take a laxative after this?!?!?!?!
     
  8. I can recommend some lite reading that will make you shit laughing.
     
  9. A raw pork milkshake++
     
  10. What carbs?
    How much?
    Is there a toilet near you?
    Do you tolerate dairy?

    Hurry!
     
  11. Raw Pork Milkshake. There's your band name.
     
  12. So Grease Trap Mat Shot is out?
     
  13. Pasta. A ton of pasta. Then 4 donuts.
     
  14. But then April sucks his anus and whooosh, there goes those nasty carbs before they can do any damage.
     
  15. Granted now April is stuck with them.
     
  16. Scott Stapp in the making
     
  17. *wipes mouth, licks fingers*
     
  18. She needs them! She's half cat.
     
  19. RE-making! Growing my hair out right now!
     
  20. You can stop your hair from growing?