GAY How to be fit -OR- How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Salad

dbzeag

Wants to kiss you where it stinks
Jun 9, 2006
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I'll be honest, I'm intimidated by gyms. I'm also lazy. In it's place, I usually eat very little for breakfast and lunch, then have a sensible dinner. I'll never be big that way, but I hope I won't blow up either. I used to weigh about 40-50 pounds more than I do now. LOL

This.

Also, giving up the drink isn't THAT hard. It's been almost a year for me and I am still down the 15 pounds I lost when I quit drinking originally. Now if I could take my lazy ass to the job, I could get down to twink weight and bring all the boys to my yard.

Also, there is nothing wrong with a good tossed salad. For hours and hours. Before and after the addition of sausages.
 

Valve1138

I eat my own poo with a spoon
Oct 19, 2004
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Going to the gym isn't that bad. You're all there for the same reason.

Just look at one of the fatties and think how much better off you are.

Also, our local rec center gym just got two shiny new elliptical/crosstrainers. :cool:

edit: also, fuck not drinking. If you drink in moderation you're fine.
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

Ready for some Heroin
Oct 15, 2004
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Whippets?

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