How old is too old to have babby?

[Duke]

why you gotta make me cry?

Oh sure, blame the bullet and not the gun.

 

[Mortlach]

why you gotta make me cry?

sorry brother... but you did a lot your retirement shit already right?

 

[Mortlach]

Mostly those stated. I think 45 years is too much of a degree of separation between child and parent.

actually that is a different point and a good one... just the seperation along could produce problems and ridicule

 

[Floptical]

It's different if you're talking A man or a woman. For a woman 35 is the age you start running risks for the baby and at for it really spikes.

 

[Mortlach]

I find it interesting what risks we hold onto and what we don't

hell combine two of the threads today.... having a gun in the house raises the risks for the kid to be hurt or killed with a gun but many take that risk but don't with regards to birthing problems, probably cuz the latter has nothing to do with "my rights" so to speak

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Hey mort, you're like a doctor or something
In the movie Beerfest, one of the dudes keeps getting punched in the eye to keep a black eye for an entire year. What are the long term repercussions of this?

 

[Duke]

Bruising

 

[Duke]

Although, I think Mort can best speak on the mental issues behind someone who wants to get hit in the face 26 times a year.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Why wouldn't you just put on a black eye with make up?

 

[Coqui]

this rules out about 60% of the reproducing population. Almost noone from our generation pops out a kid in their early 20s anymore. This isnt the 1930s.

Who said anything about early 20s? I just said have a kid by 30

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Why wouldn't you just put on a black eye with make up?

Because Broken Lizard.

 

[Mortlach]

Hey mort, you're like a doctor or something
In the movie Beerfest, one of the dudes keeps getting punched in the eye to keep a black eye for an entire year. What are the long term repercussions of this?

the obvious... brain damage, minor perhaps but if it is repeated in the same spot before the brain had a chance to heal, it can easily become permanent and the damage can grow from that

as a psych guy though I'd be more curious as to why one would want to do that

 

[Duke]

Although, I think Mort can best speak on the mental issues behind someone who wants to get hit in the face 26 times a year.

as a psych guy though I'd be more curious as to why one would want to do that

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE

 

[CletusJones]

Re: How old is too old to have a baby?

I don't understand people who have kids after 30. I couldn't do it again now. I'm glad my kids are almost school age and I'm 32. Hell, as soon as we got the word the second was a boy I went in and got clipped. I was already shooting blanks by the time the kid was born.

 

[fly]

I don't understand people who have kids after 30. I couldn't do it again now. I'm glad my kids are almost school age and I'm 32. Hell, as soon as we got the word the second was a boy I went in and got clipped. I was already shooting blanks by the time the kid was born.

I don't understand women who want to have them after 40.

 

[CletusJones]

Re: How old is too old to have a baby?

I don't understand women who want to have them after 40.

I think its that biological "need" finally getting the best of them.

 

[APRIL]

Re: How old is too old to have a baby?

I don't understand women who want to have them after 40.

Its nice to enjoy life before handing it over to a dependent beast.

 

[Applesauce]

go to the mall or out to eat...see how kids treat parents...get fixed immediately...

I see this and thank God, I don't have one of those little assholes talking to me like that.

 

[Mortlach]

Its nice to enjoy life before handing it over to a dependent beast.

I'd rather have more time after than before

 

[CletusJones]

Re: How old is too old to have a baby?

I'd rather have more time after than before

Us too. We are hoping the kids will be long gone when we reach 50. Plenty of time to get out while you still can.