Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[fly]

in Canada you cannot travel by plane or train without proof of vaccine.

Yeah, as long as you wear a mask, no one here cares. Surprising, I know.

 

[Petunia]

Yeah, as long as you wear a mask, no one here cares. Surprising, I know.

that's why yall are still the Epicentre Champions of The World

 

[JAXvillain]

that's why yall are still the Epicentre Champions of The World

I thought you were going for some sort of acronym with the caps. How about Epicenter Planetary Champions Of Typhoid

 

[Petunia]

I thought you were going for some sort of acronym with the caps. How about Epicenter Planetary Champions Of Typhoid

lmaooooo ok

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Petunia]

wtf did I just watch

 

[Jehannum]

wtf did I just watch

Instructions on how to poach your balls, I think.

 

[wetwillie]

Instructions on how to poach your balls, I think.

Yeah, that's a pretty old concept. THing is, you have to start at least a week ahead of time. Some of the pricks might be en route from the balls and not "feel the burn". Seems like @fly would like this, sous vide' jizz. Something to warm the throat.

FOrgive me Lawd!!

Correction - that thing is using Ultrasound? I wonder if that really adds something beyond the heat. Peep have been doing the heat soak for a while. Ok, might be cool and new.

 

[JAXvillain]

Didn't watch video, of course. This is killing sperma by clunking their heads together like they're riding a shaky bed in a divey motel @ a quarter a pop???

 

[Jehannum]

Didn't watch video, of course. This is killing sperma by clunking their heads together like they're riding a shaky bed in a divey motel @ a quarter a pop???

yeah, more or less. It's "dangle your balls in this ultrasonic cleaner".

So, at least you'll have clean balls on the other end, I guess.

 

[fly]

Also if you have any dick jewelry, that will come out spotless as well!

 

[wetwillie]

Didn't watch video, of course. This is killing sperma by clunking their heads together like they're riding a shaky bed in a divey motel @ a quarter a pop???

I do watch repair - I could just straddle my smallest cleaner? It even has a heat setting. hmmmmmm

 

[Petunia]

Instructions on how to poach your balls, I think.

so why hasn't anyone tagged @APRIL
she's the one with the balls

 

[kiwi]

Remember that cold I had a couple weeks ago while we were playing cookie clicker? I figured my daughters cold was that but now I feel sick again. Nose running, scratchy throat, cough. I’m afraid she caught something new.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Covid : The Re-Coviding

 

[Petunia]

Remember that cold I had a couple weeks ago while we were playing cookie clicker? I figured my daughters cold was that but now I feel sick again. Nose running, scratchy throat, cough. I’m afraid she caught something new.

are y’all gonna get tested

 

[kiwi]

are y’all gonna get tested

Maybe. Depends on how I feel tomorrow.

 

[kiwi]

are y’all gonna get tested

No Covid. Just another crappy cold.

 

[Jehannum]

I ate too much candy yesterday now I feel bad.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I ate too much candy yesterday now I feel bad.