Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Jehannum]

She explained to me that the normal procedure is through the belly button with a couple of little holes on the side and maybe down something might buy my bikini line because that’s where the damages but she also told me that if she has any issues with my spleen that that is when they have to do that vertical cut. She said it happens very rare but she cannot promise it

Been there, done that.



They deforested beforehand, even

 

[wetwillie]

Been there, done that.

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They deforested beforehand, even

I think you have a chimera - I can see the thumb where it is trying to crawl out.

 

[wetwillie]

Gnarly scar. Glad you made it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I like the way they zig-zagged around your canyonous belly button

 

[Domon]

I like the way they zig-zagged around your canyonous belly button

they didnt want it to suck the doctors hand in

 

[Strings]

Good grief, did they install all new plumbing?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Good grief, did they install all new plumbing?

The re-routed his esophagus directly to his asshole.

 

[Jehannum]

Good grief, did they install all new plumbing?

Nah, the scooped my insides onto my outside, then cut the lymph nodes away from their spot over my aorta/kidneys, and finally scooped the outsides back into the inside, then stapled me up.

 

[wetwillie]

The re-routed his esophagus directly to his asshole.

Explains him always shit talking.

 

[Ex` ange]

She explained to me that the normal procedure is through the belly button with a couple of little holes on the side and maybe down something might buy my bikini line because that’s where the damages but she also told me that if she has any issues with my spleen that that is when they have to do that vertical cut. She said it happens very rare but she cannot promise it

A one-piece with racer back is super hot too.

 

[Jehannum]

The re-routed his esophagus directly to his asshole.

Well, it used to be reversed, so it's actually an improvement.

 

[Petunia]

Been there, done that.

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They deforested beforehand, even

but that looks cool on you.
not on meeeeee

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

but that looks cool on you.
not on meeeeee

ask em if theyll do a little heart shape around your bellybutton

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, it used to be reversed, so it's actually an improvement.

 

[fly]

I think you have a chimera - I can see the thumb where it is trying to crawl out.

You've seen the tattoo, right?

 

[Domon]

So... at some point in my life since being like 25, i fuckin shrunk.


When i was in college i was 5' 11 3/4s, which i always just called 6 feet cause close enough.

Measured myself for the first time in forever to get sized for a bike, and im 5'10, barely.

I lost two inches somewhere in the years.

 

[Valve1138]

So... at some point in my life since being like 25, i fuckin shrunk.


When i was in college i was 5' 11 3/4s, which i always just called 6 feet cause close enough.

Measured myself for the first time in forever to get sized for a bike, and im 5'10, barely.

I lost two inches somewhere in the years.

That's what she said.

 

[Domon]

Good thing im already married or else id be completely unmarketable. Short and old.

 

[Valve1138]

Good thing im already married or else id be completely unmarketable. Short and old.

Do you have a posture problem? That'll make ya short.

 

[Domon]

Do you have a posture problem? That'll make ya short.

i did for a bit, but i corrected it about 5 years ago.