Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Jehannum]

Maybe we could just bill China for it.

Isn't that how we were supposed to get the border wall?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Isn't that how we were supposed to get the border wall?

no canada was gonna pay for that

 

[Strings]

I thought he had a coupon from the home depot.

 

[HipHugHer]

I thought he had a coupon from the home depot.

I hoarded all the 32 foot ladders, there are none more available.
Selling them at an exorbitant price when the wall gets built is my retirement plan.
I got skin in the game.

 

[Strings]

I hoarded all the 32 foot ladders, there are none more available.
Selling them at an exorbitant price when the wall gets built is my retirement plan.
I got skin in the game.

Are you gonna put in a bid for painting and upkeep?

 

[HipHugHer]

Are you gonna put in a bid for painting and upkeep?

That's how I'm gonna loanshark the Mexicans who can't afford my ladders. Sort of an indentured servitude deal.

 

[Strings]

That's how I'm gonna loanshark the Mexicans who can't afford my ladders. Sort of an indentured servitude deal.

I think the idea was that Mexico was going to pay for construction and upkeep.
But how are they gonna paint our side if they aren't allowed over here?
This plan is destined to fall down. Figuratively and literally.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

This is the US, it's not hard to guess.

Gotta have skin in the game, donchakno.

To be clear: I'm not guessing. Just admonishing @Jehannum, who should know better

 

[HipHugHer]

I think the idea was that Mexico was going to pay for construction and upkeep.
But how are they gonna paint our side if they aren't allowed over here?
This plan is destined to fall down. Figuratively and literally.

Don't tell anybody but I don't think Mexico was ever really gonna pay for any of it in the first place.

 

[Strings]

Don't tell anybody but I don't think Mexico was ever really gonna pay for any of it in the first place.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

clean all surfaces with this to avoid contaminations

 

[Strings]

I just read an article about how people are panic buying face masks, hand sanitizer and toilet paper.
I knew about the masks but toilet paper?
I hope there's a few rolls left when I go shopping Friday night.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just read an article about how people are panic buying face masks, hand sanitizer and toilet paper.
I knew about the masks but toilet paper?
I hope there's a few rolls left when I go shopping Friday night.

This was encountered by my mother when she went shopping on sunday
idiots

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

my friend ray ray is super paranoid. He said trump knew about the virus 1 year ago and didn't do anything because he wants most of the population to die off. he also says this summer everyone will be hiding indoors and people will never go outside again. this is one paranoid dude lulz

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

i never use toilet paper. i just set my shower to stream mode and blast my butthole with hot water.

 

[Immigrant]

Stopped in Costco yesterday. I had received a text from family and one person heard that Costco was out of TP and the line coming out the door was 50 people deep. They had TP when I went and since I wasn’t sure where we stood at home, we got a megabundle . Didn’t need it. They even had a person manning the TP area, handing it out.

Also heard through the ‘vine that genetic markers in the virus reveal it didn’t occur naturally and was created in a lab. If that’s truly the case, expect some angry foot stamping aimed at China.

 

[Immigrant]

my friend ray ray is super paranoid. He said trump knew about the virus 1 year ago and didn't do anything because he wants most of the population to die off. he also says this summer everyone will be hiding indoors and people will never go outside again. this is one paranoid dude lulz

He’s close. It was more like six months ago, but since he’s solely focused on what’s good for him, and only him, the pesky virus had to take a back seat.

We’ll never know, because he’s incapable of honesty. Watching the CDC guy correct him over and over in real time revealed how sick he is.

 

[Strings]

This was encountered by my mother when she went shopping on sunday
idiots

Things are bad enough around here when the forecast uses the word snow.
Doesn't matter how much. That word means buy stupid amounts of bread, milk and yes , toilet paper. Same thing now, for now, dumb blind panic.

 

[fly]

He’s close. It was more like six months ago, but since he’s solely focused on what’s good for him, and only him, the pesky virus had to take a back seat.

We’ll never know, because he’s incapable of honesty. Watching the CDC guy correct him over and over in real time revealed how sick he is.

I'm sure that CDC guy will get fired.

 

[Jehannum]

Fuck-a-doodle-doo, I went for my usual 5k this morning, and ralphed after 1.

Then I came back and shit my brains completely out.