Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[ZRH]

Can I have your tools?

Must take all Including the 2 ton cast iron cabinet saw.

Anyway Ive got my diagnonses:
Hypomagnesemia; Acute hepatic encephalopathy; Abdominal pain in male; Sepsis, unspecified organism; N&V (nausea and vomiting)
Sepsis was identified as Streptococcus pneumoniae

 

[fly]

You're going to just become an antibiotic

 

[ZRH]

You're going to just become an antibiotic

They are like "no one ever gets s. pneumonia sepsis!"

 

[ZRH]

Im home! Alba is passed out with like 5 shooters of vodka >.< Shes too drunk to understand English or Spanish so i have no idea where my glasses are.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Jessica? I thought she was Armenian?

 

[fly]

Jessica? I thought she was Armenian?

She's whatever you want her to be

 

[ZRH]

Jessica? I thought she was Armenian?

The nurse from myinsuance company just called and she's Jessica... weird . Anyway I found my glasses in her purse, and my credit card and debit card in her other "purse."

My whole room is reorganized. I cant find anything. it looks tidier though. I always wanted a maid....

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Peppers]

 

[fly]

Jessica Rabbit was indeed a dumpster fire!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The nurse from myinsuance company just called and she's Jessica... weird . Anyway I found my glasses in her purse, and my credit card and debit card in her other "purse."

My whole room is reorganized. I cant find anything. it looks tidier though. I always wanted a maid....

So whoever this person is is robbing you blind. That checks.

 

[Peppers]

So whoever this person is is robbing you blind. That checks.

 

[ZRH]

So whoever this person is is robbing you blind. That checks.

I learned to keep all my money on lockdown after paige and i had shared accounts. TTook two years to sort that shit out.

 

[Jehannum]

So I ran my usual 5 miles on Monday on my blistered feet, which was a bad idea. Then yesterday instead of running, I led the swim team through dry-land exercises, which was also a bad idea.

Tomorrow, I'll run again, and do leg day at the gym, which will likely also be a bad idea.

The blisters are on both feet, on the front of the main pad right behind my big toes. I guess the toe box in my hiking shoes was a little on the big side, so that spot took the bulk of the punishment on the way down the mountain last weekend.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Youre gonna have some ugly ass pictures to show us next week, arent you?

 

[ZRH]

So I ran my usual 5 miles on Monday on my blistered feet, which was a bad idea. Then yesterday instead of running, I led the swim team through dry-land exercises, which was also a bad idea.

Tomorrow, I'll run again, and do leg day at the gym, which will likely also be a bad idea.

The blisters are on both feet, on the front of the main pad right behind my big toes. I guess the toe box in my hiking shoes was a little on the big side, so that spot took the bulk of the punishment on the way down the mountain last weekend.

Why not fake skin?

 

[Jehannum]

Why not fake skin?

It's right where there's a natural fold in the skin, so any moleskin stuff is just gonna wear off immediately.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Youre gonna have some ugly ass pictures to show us next week, arent you?

wtf is wrong with you dont encourage him fucks sake

 

[Jehannum]

wtf is wrong with you dont encourage him fucks sake

 

[fly]

So I ran my usual 5 miles on Monday on my blistered feet, which was a bad idea. Then yesterday instead of running, I led the swim team through dry-land exercises, which was also a bad idea.

Tomorrow, I'll run again, and do leg day at the gym, which will likely also be a bad idea.

The blisters are on both feet, on the front of the main pad right behind my big toes. I guess the toe box in my hiking shoes was a little on the big side, so that spot took the bulk of the punishment on the way down the mountain last weekend.

That's just dum