Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Petunia]

Only monthly?

Yes

 

[Petunia]

Yes

The other 29 days I spit

 

[Jehannum]

That’s why spray tanning (with a reputable company) is a better alternative. I won’t step foot in a tanning bed. I have a close friend who sprays me and I’m obsessed
But ppl are misinformed and not educated... oh well

How does spray tanning work when you're already brown?

 

[Duke]

How does spray tanning work when you're already brown?

Basically it's just like getting a coat of shellac.

 

[fly]

Ontopic thread you fuckers. I KNOW YOU SEE IT NOW.

 

[Jehannum]

Ontopic thread you fuckers. I KNOW YOU SEE IT NOW.

Skincare is a health-related item.

 

[Petunia]

How does spray tanning work when you're already brown?

Spray tanning on people who already have a natural tan (like meeeeee) works the same. It evens out the skin tone and accentuates my already beautiful skin and gives me a great glow

 

[Petunia]

Ontopic thread you fuckers. I KNOW YOU SEE IT NOW.

LOLOLOLOLOL LOOK AT YOU MODERATING AND SHIIIIIIIT AHAHAHAHHAHAAA


Lol I didn’t even realize which thread i was in




BACK TO AIDS TALK

 

[APRIL]

That’s why spray tanning (with a reputable company) is a better alternative. I won’t step foot in a tanning bed. I have a close friend who sprays me and I’m obsessed
But ppl are misinformed and not educated... oh well

Yaup, I've debated spray tanning because of my splotches. I bet I'd look like Lindsay Lohan before her coke days... Minus the boobs.

 

[APRIL]

Also... my Botox has never made me look “older”
I do it once a year for “maintenance”’purposes and it makes me feel great. Along with my monthly facials and face massages.

I doubt you needed botox to begin with, you're pretty naturally.

 

[Petunia]

Yaup, I've debated spray tanning because of my splotches. I bet I'd look like Lindsay Lohan before her coke days... Minus the boobs.

Your natural poop stains will look nice and blend with the tan

 

[Petunia]

I doubt you needed botox to begin with, you're pretty naturally.

DID @fly HACK APRILS ACCOUNT????

 

[Immigrant]

Spray tan can be as scary as useful.

Spoiler

 

[APRIL]

DID @fly HACK APRILS ACCOUNT????

Psh, it is known that you're pretty.

 

[Jehannum]

I just pulled a half inch splinter out of my big toe, while sitting at my desk.

I'm really the optimal office mate.

 

[fly]

DID @fly HACK APRILS ACCOUNT????

Eww, like I think you're pretty.

 

[Petunia]

Psh, it is known that you're pretty.

Eww, like I think you're pretty.

Fly... clearly ape is the brilliant one in the relationship

 

[APRIL]

I sparkle with brilliance.

 

[Jehannum]

I sparkle with brilliance.

And yellow teeth.

 

[Duke]

I sparkle with brilliance.

What are you using 'brilliance' as a euphemism for?