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Applesauce said:
Lol no. They're the same assholes over here. I've seen ginormous hornets in the US

There are these things, (Australian Hornet - a type of Potter Wasp), buzzing around a certain part of the house, up by a gutter. But, like hell am I getting up there to spray them down. Cannottt imagine getting stung by one of these suckers. They're huge!
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I knew it !

I once accidentally felated a yellow jacket .

I 'm at work travelling from contract to contract and I've got my cup of timmies and some kind of pastry i forget which but I was dipping it in the coffee .
I leave the coffee in the car and go inside .
When i came back there was a yellow jacket in the coffee but I didn't know , so I take a sip .

I swallow some soggy pastry , no biggie .

Second sip , the soggy pastry is a little stiffer , i furrow my brow and roll it round with my tongue to check for . . . it moves . . . I slowly evacuate my coffee swimmer into my cup .

And it just lays there on it's back with a look of satisfaction .

Polinated .
 
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Frau Blugher said:
I knew it !

I once accidentally felated a yellow jacket .

I 'm at work travelling from contract to contract and I've got my cup of timmies and some kind of pastry i forget which but I was dipping it in the coffee .
I leave the coffee in the car and go inside .
When i came back there was a yellow jacket in the coffee but I didn't know , so I take a sip .

I swallow some soggy pastry , no biggie .

Second sip , the soggy pastry is a little stiffer , i furrow my brow and roll it round with my tongue to check for . . . it moves . . . I slowly evacuate my coffee swimmer into my cup .

And it just lays there on it's back with a look of satisfaction .

Polinated .
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Omfggggg :eek: Did you get stung?!
 
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Frau Blugher said:
I knew it !

I once accidentally felated a yellow jacket .

I 'm at work travelling from contract to contract and I've got my cup of timmies and some kind of pastry i forget which but I was dipping it in the coffee .
I leave the coffee in the car and go inside .
When i came back there was a yellow jacket in the coffee but I didn't know , so I take a sip .

I swallow some soggy pastry , no biggie .

Second sip , the soggy pastry is a little stiffer , i furrow my brow and roll it round with my tongue to check for . . . it moves . . . I slowly evacuate my coffee swimmer into my cup .

And it just lays there on it's back with a look of satisfaction .

Polinated .
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Same thing happened to my dad, but with orange juice, and it stung him on the tongue.

Had it been my mother, she'd die in minutes as she's allergic.
 
@Ledboots

What should I do with this fucker. If it were just a blister I wouldn't bother with it, but it looks like there's blood in it somehow.

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Sister Mary Consolata told us that blisters are nature’s bandaid and to not pop them.

That being said, that’s totally a parasite.
 
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