Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Use lots of lotion, not the Jergens kind, but the sunburn, aloe-y kind. It'll hide the peeling too which is a nice benefit.
I have been
Im still a gross mess, probably will be through next week
At least now I have a long weekend to sit around the house with no shirt all greased up like a roman gladiator.
A fat gross gladiator, but you get the idea