Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[MacG]

Did a double red blood donation this morning. CAN'T WAIT TO DRINK THIS AFTERNOON!

I tried donating once, they told me I didn't have enough blood in my alcohol stream.

 

[Darth Handsome]

So you don't correct his mistake but correct the non native English speaker eh?

Fuck you buddy.

I approach life with a sense of whimsy

And watch your tone with me, guy

 

[MacG]

I approach life with a sense of whimsy

And watch your tone with me, guy

I'm not you're guy, friend!

 

[Darth Handsome]

I'm not you're guy, friend!

Your

 

[adi]

So you don't correct his mistake but correct the non native English speaker eh?

Fuck you buddy.

totes agree

 

[MacG]

Your

Mom.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Mom.

Hey Darths Mom Jokes are a cliche

 

[Applesauce]

So, last year I got stung by a wasp for the first time ever. Was never stung by anything my entire life. It made me sick with a migrainy headache, bad nausea, fatigue ...

Thennnn, last month ,I got stung SIX times all at once. 5 in one area of my hand. The pain was like child labor, all in my hand. I can't even describe the pain, & I thought I had a high tolerance.

Butttttt, barely any sickness from it! 6 m'fkg wasps at once, & barely a headache, but the first ever sting make me super sick.

Medical mysteries.

 

[nukes]

So, last year I got stung by a wasp for the first time ever. Was never stung by anything my entire life. It made me sick with a migrainy headache, bad nausea, fatigue ...

Thennnn, last month ,I got stung SIX times all at once. 5 in one area of my hand. The pain was like child labor, all in my hand. I can't even describe the pain, & I thought I had a high tolerance.

Butttttt, barely any sickness from it! 6 m'fkg wasps at once, & barely a headache, but the first ever sting make me super sick.

Medical mysteries.

It's the acid.

 

[APRIL]

So, last year I got stung by a wasp for the first time ever. Was never stung by anything my entire life. It made me sick with a migrainy headache, bad nausea, fatigue ...

Thennnn, last month ,I got stung SIX times all at once. 5 in one area of my hand. The pain was like child labor, all in my hand. I can't even describe the pain, & I thought I had a high tolerance.

Butttttt, barely any sickness from it! 6 m'fkg wasps at once, & barely a headache, but the first ever sting make me super sick.

Medical mysteries.

I assume bodies build up tolerances or whatevs to stuff.

 

[MacG]

So, last year I got stung by a wasp for the first time ever. Was never stung by anything my entire life. It made me sick with a migrainy headache, bad nausea, fatigue ...

Thennnn, last month ,I got stung SIX times all at once. 5 in one area of my hand. The pain was like child labor, all in my hand. I can't even describe the pain, & I thought I had a high tolerance.

Butttttt, barely any sickness from it! 6 m'fkg wasps at once, & barely a headache, but the first ever sting make me super sick.

Medical mysteries.

6 wasps, and you survived? And they're upside-down friggin' wasps? Wow, color me impressed.

 

[Applesauce]

I assume bodies build up tolerances or whatevs to stuff.

Yah but after only one sting, I was able to then handle a being gang stung with barely a reaction? Weeirrrdddd

6 wasps, and you survived? And they're upside-down friggin' wasps? Wow, color me impressed.

I know right? The pain was omg!

 

[APRIL]

A gang bang.

I miss your antics.

 

[Applesauce]

A gang bang.

I miss your antics.

 

[adi]

6 wasps, and you survived? And they're upside-down friggin' wasps? Wow, color me impressed.

dont forget the accidental od
applesauce aka high priestess

 

[Peppers]

So, last year I got stung by a wasp for the first time ever. Was never stung by anything my entire life. It made me sick with a migrainy headache, bad nausea, fatigue ...

Thennnn, last month ,I got stung SIX times all at once. 5 in one area of my hand. The pain was like child labor, all in my hand. I can't even describe the pain, & I thought I had a high tolerance.

Butttttt, barely any sickness from it! 6 m'fkg wasps at once, & barely a headache, but the first ever sting make me super sick.

Medical mysteries.

At least you didn't go deaf

 

[Amstel]

So, last year I got stung by a wasp for the first time ever. Was never stung by anything my entire life. It made me sick with a migrainy headache, bad nausea, fatigue ...

Thennnn, last month ,I got stung SIX times all at once. 5 in one area of my hand. The pain was like child labor, all in my hand. I can't even describe the pain, & I thought I had a high tolerance.

Butttttt, barely any sickness from it! 6 m'fkg wasps at once, & barely a headache, but the first ever sting make me super sick.

Medical mysteries.

the first one was like a vaccine. you just had a bad reaction.

No charge for this office visit.

 

[nukes]

the first one was like a vaccine. you just had a bad reaction.

No charge for this office visit.

What's your regular office visit charge? One lap dance or two?

 

[Immigrant]

I woke up deaf after one of my longer surgeries. Maybe 10% hearing for almost a week. The doctors and anesthesiologist said it’s super-rare but happens.

Boy, did that suck.

 

[Amstel]

I woke up deaf after one of my longer surgeries. Maybe 10% hearing for almost a week. The doctors and anesthesiologist said it’s super-rare but happens.

Boy, did that suck.

This has to suck. Wondering if it's permanent. Doc, you didn't work on my ear, WTF?????