He spent a $GRAND$ at the strip club last night

theacoustician said:
Getting them to do it for free makes you THE MAN.

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Yeah, and THATS not even that hard. We require very little from you (most of us anyways):

1. A Job (Thats a biggie)
2. A car
3. A place to live (NOT with your mother)
4. RESPECT
5. A "date" or a nice dinner every once in awhile where YOU come up with the idea.

EDIT: 6. LOVE (if you're at that stage in the "relationship" (God, now I sound like Dr. Phil)


Contrary to popular belief we are easy creatures to please. Oh, and no lying and/or overspending money at strip clubs. Yes, I said overspend. Even though I woulden't really LIKE it if my sig. other went to Strip Clubs frequently (which he does not) but there are times that it is GOING to happen i.e. bachelor parties, etc and I am totally fine with that.

Girls: I have been to said clubs. The women ARE NOT THAT FASCINATING. Most SHOULDENT be on stage in the first place.
 
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e-dubb said:
Yes, I agree. If you men must view porn, I am all for the internet.....not the strip club where they can secret various diseases on you.
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Who's talking about pr0n. I just go in there to post.
 
Track 5 said:
Yeah, and THATS not even that hard. We require very little from you (most of us anyways):

1. A Job (Thats a biggie)
2. A car
3. A place to live (NOT with your mother)
4. RESPECT
5. A "date" or a nice dinner every once in awhile where YOU come up with the idea.


Contrary to popular belief we are easy creatures to please. Oh, and no lying and/or overspending money at strip clubs. Yes, I said overspend. Even though I woulden't really LIKE it if my sig. other went to Strip Clubs frequently (which he does not) but there are times that it is GOING to happen i.e. bachelor parties, etc and I am totally fine with that.

Girls: I have been to said clubs. The women ARE NOT THAT FASCINATING. Most SHOULDENT be on stage in the first place.
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Since I already have 1-4, does that mean if I cook you dinner I get to see you naked?
 
Track 5 said:
Yeah, and THATS not even that hard. We require very little from you (most of us anyways):

1. A Job (Thats a biggie)
2. A car
3. A place to live (NOT with your mother)
4. RESPECT
5. A "date" or a nice dinner every once in awhile where YOU come up with the idea.


Contrary to popular belief we are easy creatures to please. Oh, and no lying and/or overspending money at strip clubs. Yes, I said overspend. Even though I woulden't really LIKE it if my sig. other went to Strip Clubs frequently (which he does not) but there are times that it is GOING to happen i.e. bachelor parties, etc and I am totally fine with that.

Girls: I have been to said clubs. The women ARE NOT THAT FASCINATING. Most SHOULDENT be on stage in the first place.
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what about love
 
Track 5 said:
Yeah, and THATS not even that hard. We require very little from you (most of us anyways):

1. A Job (Thats a biggie)
2. A car
3. A place to live (NOT with your mother)
4. RESPECT
5. A "date" or a nice dinner every once in awhile where YOU come up with the idea.


Contrary to popular belief we are easy creatures to please. Oh, and no lying and/or overspending money at strip clubs. Yes, I said overspend. Even though I woulden't really LIKE it if my sig. other went to Strip Clubs frequently (which he does not) but there are times that it is GOING to happen i.e. bachelor parties, etc and I am totally fine with that.

Girls: I have been to said clubs. The women ARE NOT THAT FASCINATING. Most SHOULDENT be on stage in the first place.
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1,2,3,and 5 are easy. But 4 is just asking for way too much now.
 
Track 5 said:
LOL. Sorry, no. I was referring to those who have actually been out with the girl a few times, and or has a relationship with one.
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Damnit. Don't go messin' with a man's emotions now.
 
Track 5 said:
Yeah, and THATS not even that hard. We require very little from you (most of us anyways):

1. A Job (Thats a biggie)
2. A car
3. A place to live (NOT with your mother)
4. RESPECT
5. A "date" or a nice dinner every once in awhile where YOU come up with the idea.


Contrary to popular belief we are easy creatures to please. Oh, and no lying and/or overspending money at strip clubs. Yes, I said overspend. Even though I woulden't really LIKE it if my sig. other went to Strip Clubs frequently (which he does not) but there are times that it is GOING to happen i.e. bachelor parties, etc and I am totally fine with that.

Girls: I have been to said clubs. The women ARE NOT THAT FASCINATING. Most SHOULDENT be on stage in the first place.
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Truely! Although for me it's more like:

1. RESPECT
2. A Job
3. RESPECT
4. A place to live (NOT with your mother)
5. Dates/nice dinners/acts of appreciation
 
Pandora said:
Love happens after all the above has been satisfied. No one can love someone who doesn't respect them and can't even provide for themselves or anyone else.
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poor homeless people, they will never know love
 
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