He spent a $GRAND$ at the strip club last night

[simple]

Isn't that a Beetles song? "All you need is love..."

Just kidding. I hear you, and also see your point. Just don't try and tell me that you'll be going out with some homeless dude who picks you up on his bicycle. We will then have to have "the talk".

but he would get to register! don't jump to conclusions, a homeless biker would make an excellent poster for Useless Forums for a couple of reasons

first, homelessbikerdude is a bad ass user name and secondly, we need a replacement for drool boy

 

[theacoustician]

but he would get to register! don't jump to conclusions, a homeless biker would make an excellent poster for Useless Forums for a couple of reasons

first, homelessbikerdude is a bad ass user name and secondly, we need a replacement for drool boy

hey, fuck you buddy.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Yeah, and THATS not even that hard. We require very little from you (most of us anyways):

1. A Job (Thats a biggie)
2. A car
3. A place to live (NOT with your mother)
4. RESPECT
5. A "date" or a nice dinner every once in awhile where YOU come up with the idea.

EDIT: 6. LOVE (if you're at that stage in the "relationship" (God, now I sound like Dr. Phil)

Woo hoo! Expectations 1-5 have been met.

 

[Bubbles]

Woo hoo! Expectations 1-5 have been met.

So you admit you are already respecting someone and taking them out for romantic suprises?

 

[kiwi]

I've never been to one so I honestly couldn't say. We should go check one out together and see if it's a couple-hobbie worth picking up. Kind of like mountain biking or gardening, if you will.

Probably not going to happen, ever.

Edit: Unless one of the hotties on this board is doing the stripping .

 

[Coqui]

Probably not going to happen, ever.

Edit: Unless one of the hotties on this board is doing the stripping .

*sigh* fine I will

 

[Sarcasmo]

So you admit you are already respecting someone and taking them out for romantic suprises?

My bad. That's what I would do, thus the inclusion on the....ah......yeah.

Ooh, shiny metal object.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Probably not going to happen, ever.

Edit: Unless one of the hotties on this board is doing the stripping .

HEY LADIES HEY LADIES
SAY WHAAAAAAT

 

[Bubbles]

My bad. That's what I would do, thus the inclusion on the....ah......yeah.

Ooh, shiny metal object.

OOh!! Sparkly things distract me!

 

[Pandora]

OOh!! Sparkly things distract me!

Did I hear someone say something about sparkly????? :gloerf:

 

[fly]

OMG IVE MISSED GLOERF

 

[Sarcasmo]

Did I hear someone say something about sparkly????? :gloerf:

If Theac truly loves you, you will have something with diamonds on it by the weekend. At least 5 carats worth.

 

[fly]

If Theac truly loves you, you will have something with diamonds on it by the weekend. At least 5 carats worth.

ibDeckOfCards

 

[Syrup Beaver]

OMG IVE MISSED GLOERF

 

[Coqui]

If Theac truly loves you, you will have something with diamonds on it by the weekend. At least 5 carats worth.

?

 

[simple]

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That chick's a little too tubby for me

 

[simple]

That chick's a little too tubby for me

 

[fly]

Its like the anti-april

 

[Syrup Beaver]

It's that quarter inch of skin that's messing it all up