Baby Good Bye Liver

[Petunia]

The ONLY thing that makes sense to me... That would make all these wemenz fall for this bug eyed alcoholic is that he has the cock of a God!

 

[yoyomellow]

The ONLY thing that makes sense to me... That would make all these wemenz fall for this bug eyed alcoholic is that he has the cock of a God!

riiiight

 

[Petunia]

riiiight

Is that a yes or a no?

Yes to cock of a god
Or
No to a cock of a god!

 

[APRIL]

Hawaiian Mikey?

A long time ago I mentioned how you look like him.

 

[APRIL]

Is that a yes or a no?

Yes to cock of a god
Or
No to a cock of a god!

Or if you don't believe in a God.... Cockless!

 

[Casper]

A long time ago I mentioned how you look like him.

On a related note, the guys I play basketball with have started calling me Jon Barry.

I disapprove. Fuckers.

 

[yoyomellow]

Is that a yes or a no?

Yes to cock of a god
Or
No to a cock of a god!

Trying not to go into detail on this since I've already divulged a basket of goodies - but no! that's pure silliness

 

[Petunia]

Trying not to go into detail on this since I've already divulged a basket of goodies - but no! that's pure silliness

Bwahahahhahahahahahaha!! Mikeys hung like a hamster!!!
ESCANDALO!!

 

[fly]

I'd like to know the real story about him and the girl (apologize, didn't know/remember her name) in Florida that he lived with for a couple of days.

But to Zac and April, I'm sorry you guys got fooled as well. But he does have severe problems and it's a surprise (to me) that's he still alive today. He'll never be a "normal" person

That was Dharma. At the time, he obviously spun it so that she seemed like a shithead. In reality, she was the only person that immediately sniffed it out.

@ Dharma

 

[plot]

yea, turns out dharma is a fantastic judge of character.

 

[eileenbunny]

yea, turns out dharma is a fantastic judge of character.

We should make her the forum judge. If she doesn't like someone after a week they are outta here.

 

[yoyomellow]

That was Dharma. At the time, he obviously spun it so that she seemed like a shithead. In reality, she was the only person that immediately sniffed it out.

@ Dharma

srsly. props to Dharma, wherever you are.

I'm far too nice for my own good

 

[Casper]

yea, turns out dharma is a fantastic judge of character.

That's why she doesn't hang out here anymore.

 

[Petunia]

She needs to come in here and co-sign on the hamster dick theory!

 

[plot]

We should make her the forum judge. If she doesn't like someone after a week they are outta here.

well she let him move in, so she's gotta be around them IRL first.

 

[Casper]

She needs to come in here and co-sign on the hamster dick theory!

I wonder if they even fucked.

 

[plot]

I wonder if they even fucked.

hamster dick could be the real reason she kicked him out after only 3 days.

 

[APRIL]

hamster dick could be the real reason she kicked him out after only 3 days.

lol

 

[Petunia]

ive had a hamster dick in my day.... he wasnt an alcoholic sociopath... the opposite... he had tons of money and drove a ferarri and bought me stuff. so i just squinted my eyes and imagined the hamster was actually a horse.

 

[Dharma1521]

yea, turns out dharma is a fantastic judge of character.

Print screen. Its the only way anyone would believe this.