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[tre]

Meanwhile, most of Ontario is going to Phase 3 on Friday...

 

[HipHugHer]

Our little county dashboard finally started reporting how many tests they're doing.
I haven't done the math but it pretty much goes without saying the more people you test the more you'll find with the kungflu, duh.

That doesn't mean they're new cases, it means they had it the whole time you dummy.

Pending a mass forced injection vaccine we'll all get it eventually. It's only a question as to when and how we'll be equipped to handle it.

Welcome the covid.

 

[APRIL]

Our little county dashboard finally started reporting how many tests they're doing.
I haven't done the math but it pretty much goes without saying the more people you test the more you'll find with the kungflu, duh.

That doesn't mean they're new cases, it means they had it the whole time you dummy.

Pending a mass forced injection vaccine we'll all get it eventually. It's only a question as to when and how we'll be equipped to handle it.

Welcome the covid.

You'll want to look at the positivity rate, not how many people have it.

 

[HipHugHer]

You'll want to look at the positivity rate, not how many people have it.

Yes I know. I actually have a couple brains here and there, but those are no fun.

 

[Petunia]

Meanwhile, most of Ontario is going to Phase 3 on Friday...

we’re doing GREAT compared to “them”

let’s hope we continue to keep the numbers down

 

[Petunia]

California just closed, again.

Which state will be next, Texas or Florida?

Maybe Oyho?

wow

 

[Peppers]

 

[APRIL]

Yes I know. I actually have a couple brains here and there, but those are no fun.

Okay, whew, just making sure you aren't Wickie'ing.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Petunia]

please keep your cooties out of our clean and open space.

 

[tre]

please keep your cooties out of our clean and open space.

Build that wall

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I need to move to canada

 

[APRIL]

Build that wall

Mexico and Canada building walls would be HILARIOUS.

 

[Valve1138]

People who still think wearing a mask keeps YOU from getting the covid.

 

[Strings]

Mexico and Canada building walls would be HILARIOUS.

If they waterproof both border walls they could possibly drown us out. Just one big lake between Mexico and Canada.
Ice skating on one side and jet skiing on the other!!!

 

[Valve1138]

If they waterproof both border walls they could possibly drown us out. Just one big lake between Mexico and Canada.
Ice skating on one side and jet skiing on the other!!!

Imagine the tourism opportunities.

 

[Petunia]

Build that wall

that would be aweosme
our log drivers would waltz on down the river and bring us ALL THE WOOD IN CANADA to keep these filthy covid lovers out!
we would build that shit over the weekend with a few pints and poutine

 

[Petunia]

If they waterproof both border walls they could possibly drown us out. Just one big lake between Mexico and Canada.
Ice skating on one side and jet skiing on the other!!!

yes please

 

[Strings]

I just read a squirrel from Colorado tested positive for bubonic plague.
If he was from Philly he would have tested positive for crack too.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Apparently I don't have COVID.
Also, apparently the fucking VA had my results a week and a half ago but the fucking people at my normal clinic didn't have the results, the ER did so I had to call them. They knew this for a week and a half and didn't tell me the first time I called to let me know to call another clinic.