Drool-Boy said:In case the neighbors call the cops on us.
Which Im sure they will.
It's almost assured, what with me getting wasted on Nyquil and then shooting into the air repeatedly and yelling like Speedy Gonzales.
Drool-Boy said:In case the neighbors call the cops on us.
Which Im sure they will.
KNYTE said:It's almost assured, what with me getting wasted on Nyquil and then shooting into the air repeatedly and yelling like Speedy Gonzales.
Thorn Bird said:why not just stick a firecracker up your ass?
Thorn Bird said:
pa said:for some reason, you remind me of Frank the Tank in "Old School"
you'll be the only one doing it..
what day is this meet anyway, i forget and i'm moving from the 12th to the 14th..
kiwi said:It's the weekend immediately following those days.
pa said:fantasmatic..
my parents anniversary is on the 19th.. wonder if i have to be here??
Meh.. i'll send em a card.
I just wanna spoon with theach
pa said:fantasmatic..
my parents anniversary is on the 19th.. wonder if i have to be here??
Meh.. i'll send em a card.
I just wanna spoon with theach
Well, you obviously don't know pa's parents that well now do you?kiwi said:But theac's not going, and why would your parents want you there? Your presence would make it much harder for a romantic evening of sex.
why_ask_why said:yeah but this isn't the isle of wight festival...it's just having a couple people over...seems excessive and retarded to be forced to get a permit to have some friends over, no?
i dont know.. if he doesnt go will you spoon with me?why_ask_why said:is he going now?
Candy said:Have you not read my Nast Neighbors thread? It may seem excessive, but that bitch called the cops on THANKSGIVING when our families were over. She has called them when there were four of us there. We figure even if there are twenty, it's worht not having to waste their time.
To date, the count is 5 times she has called cops. Things have changed alot since you were here last!
pa said:
i'll make it painful..
i mean painless..
eerr...
we'll be dragging you outside, hanging you by your toe nails and whipping you with wet noodles..
Thorn Bird said:i see it as prevention method. she calls, obtains legal rights to a party, the cops know it's happening, bitch down the street can bite the permit.
Candy said:Have you not read my Nast Neighbors thread? It may seem excessive, but that bitch called the cops on THANKSGIVING when our families were over. She has called them when there were four of us there. We figure even if there are twenty, it's worht not having to waste their time.
To date, the count is 5 times she has called cops. Things have changed alot since you were here last!
Thorn Bird said:whew! i thought it was going to be painful. i didn't know you were speaking of foreplay! hell, yeah!
pa said:i dont know.. if he doesnt go will you spoon with me?
Maybe she needs a quick poke in the bum, i'll volunteer to do this before the party.
Might loosen her up a bit..
pa said:w00t..
i'll bring some silk ties also.. just incase
pa said:Maybe she needs a quick poke in the bum, i'll volunteer to do this before the party.
Might loosen her up a bit..
Candy said:That's definatly what she needs; her husband is a big pussy (pardon me, I hate that word but he is) so you don't have to worry about him. I think that may be the answer to all our prayers.....
The Prince Albert may scare her into submission