I'm just going to join your meet.Only you and I live close enough to DC to make it a viable trip.
Besides, other than @APRIL who is the cool one, seems UF has their own thing going on.
DC wouldn't be my first choice for a GTG, Id say Indiana or something less urban and more central.
Say, a town with lots of cows and farmers daughters.
And don't you dare fuck my cow, son.