Ontopic FBK Let's Crash The Meetup

Well I'm tired.
Put in two massive overtime days, making bank yo.
My cab can't do any more mountain runs.
Went to Little Switzerland yesterday and the transmission wasn't happy.
It went into failsafe twice on the run.
Gonna be time for a rebuild soon.
If there's anything I hate more than an HVAC repair bill it's the mumbo jumbo a transmission shop spews just before they say "$3000.00".
 
Strings said:
His transmission wasn't on fritz though.
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I secretly hate all these great musicians.
I'm considering not joining any more cover bands.
I either want to write my own songs, get a songwriting partner or join an original band with good material.
Here's my plan:
Gonna meet a guy named Glen, were gonna back up Linda Ronstadt.
I'll change my name to Don, hopefully everything else follows.
 
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nukes said:
I secretly hate all these great musicians.
I'm considering not joining any more cover bands.
I either want to write my own songs, get a songwriting partner or join an original band with good material.
Here's my plan:
Gonna meet a guy named Glen, were gonna back up Linda Ronstadt.
I'll change my name to Don, hopefully everything else follows.
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Think again, Nukes. I'm already backing a chick singing Blue Bayou ...
 
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nukes said:
5℅
John Myung is great.
He wrote the lyrics for the entire Metropolis project.
Petrucci and Portnoy get all the glory.
Myung is a quiet genius.
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Quiet? He's as loud as thunder, his bass, that is.

nukes said:
People just aren't ready for Cliff jokes.
Bassists are needy sensitive assholes, and we have two martyrs who are untouchable.

Your jokes are years ahead of their time.
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I've just started making Jew cokes. Titanic jokes are ok now. Cliff jokes need time.
 
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