Ontopic FBK Let's Crash The Meetup

[APRIL]

Only you and I live close enough to DC to make it a viable trip.
Besides, other than @APRIL who is the cool one, seems UF has their own thing going on.
DC wouldn't be my first choice for a GTG, Id say Indiana or something less urban and more central.
Say, a town with lots of cows and farmers daughters.
And don't you dare fuck my cow, son.

I'm just going to join your meet.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Anyone that crashes this meet and gives @APRIL a big fat noogie earns 10$

 

[APRIL]

Anyone that crashes this meet and gives @APRIL a big fat noogie earns 10$

That's it.

 

[nukes]

Anyone that crashes this meet and gives @APRIL a big fat noogie earns 10$

The FBK GTG is open to all UFers.
We're an inclusive bunch of antisocial retards.

 

[Strings]

I'll even share my top bunk with anyone who can climb their drunk ass up there.

 

[nukes]

I just looked at the map.
Columbus Ohio looks like the most central place we could possibly meet.
Who would care if we burned down Columbus?

 

[plot]

I just looked at the map.
Columbus Ohio looks like the most central place we could possibly meet.
Who would care if we burned down Columbus?

I don't know any of you fucks, but I'll go.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just looked at the map.
Columbus Ohio looks like the most central place we could possibly meet.
Who would care if we burned down Columbus?

Nobody.

 

[Strings]

I just looked at the map.
Columbus Ohio looks like the most central place we could possibly meet.
Who would care if we burned down Columbus?

Do they have a Chick-fil-a , Nukes?
..... I like their nuggets.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I just looked at the map.
Columbus Ohio looks like the most central place we could possibly meet.
Who would care if we burned down Columbus?

Fuck that. Im not setting foot in the States until it's great again.

 

[Strings]

Fuck that. Im not setting foot in the States until it's great again.

Does Canada have a Chick-fil-a?

 

[HipHugHer]

Logistics might be tough, considering all the criminal records involved here.

I can drive us but only between 7a and 7p in a 4-county area. Nukes has to take night shift until I can find a victim of similar age and appearance.

 

[nukes]

I can drive us but only between 7a and 7p in a 4-county area. Nukes has to take night shift until I can find a victim of similar age and appearance.

Take a Chinese panda bus to Columbus, princess. Around $30. Might be how I get there.

 

[HipHugHer]

There's a freight train goes north out of here, could stowaway on that for free. I thought Columbus was in Georgia.

 

[Strings]

There's a freight train goes north out of here, could stowaway on that for free. I thought Columbus was in Georgia.

I thought he was a fisherman or something

 

[HipHugHer]

Take a Chinese panda bus to Columbus, princess. Around $30. Might be how I get there.

Eh, forget all this. I figured out how to steal 90's Cadillacs so I can ride in comfort.

 

[eileenbunny]

I just looked at the map.
Columbus Ohio looks like the most central place we could possibly meet.
Who would care if we burned down Columbus?

Helenabear and Coqui live there. They might care. Columbus Ohio is where I met them and the whole reason I wound up here with all you fuckers in the first place.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Helenabear and Coqui live there. They might care. Columbus Ohio is where I met them and the whole reason I wound up here with all you fuckers in the first place.

We'll probably just burn down the churches.

 

[MacG]

I'll even share my top bunk with anyone who can climb their drunk ass up there.

I would try to get up there, but I'd probably fall down on your lap and fall asleep. That'd make an awkward morning.

Nothing a few beers wouldn't fix though. I hope your lap is warm and cozy because I like a good nights sleep when I'm drunk to the feet.

 

[MacG]

We'll probably just burn down the churches.

We shouldn't start without @Lambie . He knows this shit.