Ontopic FBK Let's Crash The Meetup

[nukes]

Road trip!
I say Hips steals a car and meets me in Virginia then we take my cab from there.
Strings Is just hours from MD. No excuses. Darth is secretly rich, so he can fly.
Adi and MacG are an issue- we need to smuggle them out of Asia on a merchant Marine freighter somehow.
Frau can tag along with Darth.
As a typical American, even tho they are probably over 1000 miles from each other, I naturally assume they are practically next door neighbors.
Let's go to MD.
I'll bring bail money.

 

[Lambie]

Huh?

 

[Lambie]

Also, I'm a bit disappointed that I wasn't even mentioned in the OP.
Where the dick-pics I sent you not satisfactory, nukes?

 

[nukes]

Huh?

Cliff's - the UF are planning a meetup in Maryland.
You need to steal a Viking ship and somehow get there.
I'll hook you up with native women, and beer.

 

[Strings]

I get a top bunk.

 

[nukes]

Also, I'm a bit disappointed that I wasn't even mentioned in the OP.
Where the dick-pics I sent you not satisfactory, nukes?

Sorry.
The whole post I was wracking my brain to actually remember who's left in our ragtag army.
You disappear so often!
It's my brain damage, thats the real deal.

 

[adi]

I'll get the malana.

 

[nukes]

Plus Titus, but he'll never come.
Ever.

 

[Strings]

I'll get the malana.

I'll bring the dramamine and breathe right strips.

 

[Lambie]

Sorry.
The whole post I was wracking my brain to actually remember who's left in our ragtag army.
You disappear so often!
It's my brain damage, thats the real deal.

Just messin' with ya.

OR AM I...

 

[adi]

I'll bring the dramamine and breathe right strips.

 

[adi]

Stuart Zender fucking rocks.

 

[APRIL]

I would love to shit on all of your chests, provided you make it.

 

[nukes]

I would love to shit on all of your chests, provided you make it.

With an offer like that, how can we refuse?

 

[adi]

Yay!
Darth! heard that?

 

[Domon]

I would love to shit on all of your chests, provided you make it.

It was so warm and soupy

 

[adi]

 

[Peppers]

I would love to shit on all of your chests, provided you make it.

Woah... can I come?

 

[Lambie]

I would love to shit on all of your chests, provided you make it.

Tease.

 

[Strings]

So what's the plan then?
Nukes is picking us up in his windowless white van?