WTF Disgusting co-worker habits

[Frau Blugher]

is soya paneer the new soy boy?

I soya paneering at the wife , not cool bro .

 

[Frau Blugher]

I worked with a large lass who would cough right in your face , no cover up , nothing .

 

[HipHugHer]

I saw this girl at the junkyard 2 weekends ago. Buzz haircut, muscular, white wife beater shirt, no bra. We exchanged respectful glances. Couldn't do anything about it cause I'm committed. She probably was too. Thought about saying something anyways but she was a weak b-cup at best and had some gross shit on part of her body. "Tattoos" the kids call them.

 

[HipHugHer]

I think she was envious of my flowing locks.

 

[HipHugHer]

And my boobs.

 

[wetwillie]

I make tofu scramble but now i will add the other spices too

 

[wetwillie]

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Sick ink! Half penis, half eel.

 

[wetwillie]

I worked with a large lass who would cough right in your face , no cover up , nothing .

She wanted to swap spit with ya.

 

[Jehannum]

you're looking especially hideous today @Jehannum

My decline continues apace.

 

[Immigrant]

Finally a race I can easily win.

 

[Jehannum]

Sick ink! Half penis, half eel.

I told my boss at the time (who also went through the ball cancer and its associated travails) that I was planning to get a xenomorph from Alien tattooed on my surgical scar.

He said, without missing a beat, "This is the kind of bad decision making that I can finance". Then he gave me $100 or $150 or something to go get it.

 

[Ledboots]

You should tie it in a knot right where the belly meets the ribs like Ellie May Clampett.


Matter of fact we should all do that. Make it a contest of sorts.

@Maureen would win

 

[Jehannum]

@Maureen would win

@Maureen won't play.

 

[pacojas]

damn,.. i got nothing

all of my past and present coworkers have been a joy, ROTFFFF

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

damn,.. i got nothing

all of my past and present coworkers have been a joy, ROTFFFF

You hiring?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Not even a joke.

 

[HipHugHer]

You should tie it in a knot right where the belly meets the ribs like Ellie May Clampett.


Matter of fact we should all do that. Make it a contest of sorts.

I'd like to take this opportunity to give myself a pat on the back for exercising the restraint needed and the courtesy given to fellow UF'ers to not move forward with this idea.

 

[pacojas]

Not even a joke.

if i get this illusive state license, maybe!

inspections pending, Bro. got this on Wednesday

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

if i get this illusive state license, maybe!

inspections pending, Bro. got this on Wednesday

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Keep me in mind, eh?

 

[adi]

if i get this illusive state license, maybe!

inspections pending, Bro. got this on Wednesday

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Keep me in mind, eh?

me three