WTF Disgusting co-worker habits

[Valve1138]

I worked with this one loser.

Posted in some fucking forum all day. Barely did any work.

 

[wetwillie]

I worked with this one loser.

Posted in some fucking forum all day. Barely did any work.

Those that can do.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Somebody has a booger collection going in the bathroom stalls.

 

[thintoast]

In a previous position, I had to be around some 60 y/o woman who had put in her time at the company and was quite obviously waiting to retire. She would nuke fish at least twice a week, she was a mouth breather, severely overweight, had a laugh that would make a dead cat wrench and seemed to always have the walking farts. Here she comes... putt putt putt putt...

Jesus fuck.

 

[wetwillie]

^OMG. Serious electric cart visual.

 

[wetwillie]

Somebody has a booger collection going in the bathroom stalls.

Saving them for break time no doubt

 

[Strings]

And remember folks. If you can't think of who the disgusting coworker is at your job, Its probably you.

 

[Jehannum]

And remember folks. If you can't think of who the disgusting coworker is at your job, Its probably you.

I roll ear wax into balls and throw it in the garbage!

 

[Duke]

I roll ear wax into balls and throw it in the garbage!

You're like a human dung beetle

 

[Strings]

I roll ear wax into balls and throw it in the garbage!

You could save it for sculpting.

 

[APRIL]

You're like a human dung beetle

I love your av. I'm a Childish Gambino fan.

 

[wetwillie]

You could save it for sculpting.

Or scented candles

 

[Jehannum]

Or scented candles

It'd be excellent. Sort of like pralines and dick.

 

[wetwillie]

It'd be excellent. Sort of like pralines and dick.

Don't forget the occasional crackle of a hair.

 

[APRIL]

My disgusting coworker threw up on my desk.

 

[Strings]

My disgusting coworker threw up on my desk.

I thought you and fly posted in separate rooms.

 

[Jehannum]

My disgusting coworker threw up on my desk.

Your cats are not cow orkers.

 

[APRIL]

I thought you and fly posted in separate rooms.

We do, but he's not the puker. He's usually the crop duster.

Your cats are not cow orkers.

How do you figure? I'm bossed around at my desk daily.

 

[Duke]

What is 'orking' and what does it have to do with cows?

 

[Jehannum]

How do you figure? I'm bossed around at my desk daily.

You chose to take care of those cats. They can't quit, they're your subjects, not your cow orkers.

What is 'orking' and what does it have to do with cows?

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