Y'all should put all these puns in a book and see if it sails.
Did you hear about the next version of OS X?What do you call a cougar with a hearing aid?
Def Leppard
Your mom is a real-time pie chart.A pizza is just a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.
"Yo mama so fat" jokes are especially smotheringMother jokes are so smothering