Bad Jokes

[OOD]

Y'all should put all these puns in a book and see if it sails.

 

[tre]

What do you call a cougar with a hearing aid?

Spoiler

Def Leppard

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a cougar with a hearing aid?

Spoiler

Def Leppard

Did you hear about the next version of OS X?

It's OS X Def Leppard, and it runs on ARM.

 

[Jehannum]

I was air-drumming Metallica on my way home in the car yesterday, but I dropped a stick, so I had to switch to Def Leppard.

 

[Strings]

I bet @therealRickAllen would applaud this if he could.

 

[Jehannum]

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes, now I have heinzsight.

 

[Jehannum]

A pizza is just a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

 

[Ex` ange]

A pizza is just a real-time pie chart of how much pizza is left.

Your mom is a real-time pie chart.

 

[Strings]

Mother jokes are so smothering

 

[OOD]

Mother jokes are so smothering

"Yo mama so fat" jokes are especially smothering

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Cant take my dog to the park anymore cuz the ducks keep trying to bite him

Yeah, hes a purbread

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a bounty hunter with no underwear?

The Commandolorian.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Strings]

 

[Ex` ange]

Three nuns walk in to a bar...

The fourth ducks.

 

[Jehannum]

Where do French bakers' ghosts shop for sexy underwear?

A boo-lingerie

 

[Strings]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Run in front of a car and youll get tired
Run behind it and youll be exhausted

 

[gee]

Went to the pharmacy to buy laxatives but they didn't have the ones I wanted, just the store brand.

Oh well, I'll make doo with that.

 

[Strings]