Bad Jokes

tre · Mar 9, 2021

Spagheddy Lee

Jehannum · Mar 9, 2021

If you want to clone a plant, you have to use stem cells.

Jehannum · Mar 10, 2021

A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.

I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.

HipHugHer · Mar 10, 2021

Jehannum said:
A lobster and a shrimp opened a highly expensive pufferfish shop.

I guess selfish shellfish sell swell fish.

Triple quadruple gravy for that one.

Ex` ange · Mar 11, 2021

What kind of tree fits best in your hand?

A palm tree.

Jehannum · Mar 11, 2021

Why did the fish blush?

It saw the ocean's bottom.

gee · Mar 11, 2021

Jehannum said:
Why did the fish blush?

It saw the ocean's bottom.

Bad fish puns are part of the corporate culture here.

Stealing.

gee · Mar 11, 2021

Two fish are in a tank.

"You man the turret, I'll drive!"

Jehannum · Mar 11, 2021

gee said:
Bad fish puns are part of the corporate culture here.

Stealing.

Yeah, buoy!

gee · Mar 11, 2021

Jehannum said:
Yeah, buoy!

The Oatmeal "that's not funny, Travis" comic is proudly hung on the wall in the lab here.

Domon · Mar 11, 2021

gee said:
The Oatmeal "that's not funny, Travis" comic is proudly hung on the wall in the lab here.

shit, I miss The Oatmeal.

And Cyanide and Happiness, and Hyperbole and a Half

tre · Mar 11, 2021

Mean Mr. Mustard · Mar 11, 2021

Hoff Kinkmeister · Mar 11, 2021

Domon said:
shit, I miss The Oatmeal.

And Cyanide and Happiness, and Hyperbole and a Half

Alot

Jehannum · Mar 12, 2021

Armed robbers: you've got to hand it to them.

Strings · Mar 12, 2021

Sex during a power outage?
I can't see myself doing it.

Jehannum · Mar 12, 2021

I read that in America, someone's shot every minute.

That poor bastard.

Strings · Mar 12, 2021

Jehannum · Mar 15, 2021

The smelliest kind of ox is the buttocks.

Strings · Mar 15, 2021

Why do girls rub their eyes in the morning?
...
Because they don't have balls to scratch.