Frau Blugher Eddie owes me one. Apr 26, 2016 9,206 15,189 273 56 Marklar ₥31,244 Sep 7, 2019 #1,861 Reactions: nukes, HipHugHer, OOD and 1 other person
Frau Blugher Eddie owes me one. Apr 26, 2016 9,206 15,189 273 56 Marklar ₥31,244 Sep 7, 2019 #1,862 What's a chocolate bar's preferred gender pronoun ? Hershey. Reactions: adi, nukes, HipHugHer and 1 other person
Frau Blugher Eddie owes me one. Apr 26, 2016 9,206 15,189 273 56 Marklar ₥31,244 Sep 8, 2019 #1,863 genie: i shall grant you three wishes me: i wish for a world without lawyers genie: done, you have no more wishes me: but you said three genie: sue me Reactions: adi, nukes, gee and 3 others
genie: i shall grant you three wishes me: i wish for a world without lawyers genie: done, you have no more wishes me: but you said three genie: sue me
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Sep 9, 2019 #1,864 What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before. Reactions: adi, Frau Blugher, OOD and 1 other person
What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Sep 10, 2019 #1,865 What do you do if you come across a tiger? You apologize, and wipe it off. Reactions: adi and nukes
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,452 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,340 Steam heyfubuddy Sep 10, 2019 #1,866 Reactions: adi
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,591 Sep 10, 2019 #1,867 Foiled again, giphy Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
K kiwi Messin’ with Sasquatch Apr 22, 2005 21,322 9,358 623 Summer Marklar ₥15,758 Sep 11, 2019 #1,868 Why do tigers have stripes? Because they don’t want to be spotted. Reactions: adi, HipHugHer, Jehannum and 1 other person
Frau Blugher Eddie owes me one. Apr 26, 2016 9,206 15,189 273 56 Marklar ₥31,244 Sep 15, 2019 #1,869 Went to see the doctor about my blocked ear. "Which ear is it?" he asked. "2019." I replied. Reactions: adi, wetwillie, Strings and 1 other person
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Sep 17, 2019 #1,870 What's the difference between a joke and two dicks at once? @nukes doesn't know how to take a joke. Reactions: adi
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,452 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,340 Steam heyfubuddy Sep 17, 2019 #1,871 Reactions: adi
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Sep 17, 2019 #1,872 I wonder why childbirth is called delivery, when it clearly should be classified as takeout. Reactions: adi and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Sep 19, 2019 #1,873 What do you call a pirate's parrot which is also starving? A CRACKA-LACKIN' PARROT. Reactions: adi, HipHugHer and wetwillie
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,140 18,916 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,633 Sep 19, 2019 #1,874 The missus says I'm useless at fixing electrical appliances. Well, she's in for a shock. Reactions: adi, Jehannum, HipHugHer and 1 other person
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Sep 20, 2019 #1,875 I strained my voice last night yelling into a colander. Reactions: Frau Blugher, adi, HipHugHer and 2 others
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,467 47,029 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,940 Sep 20, 2019 #1,876 Everybody's so worried about 3D printers being able to make guns now, but I've had a Canon printer for years. Reactions: Frau Blugher, OOD, adi and 3 others
Everybody's so worried about 3D printers being able to make guns now, but I've had a Canon printer for years.
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Sep 20, 2019 #1,877 I was lonely as a child so my parents bought me a Brother printer. Reactions: adi, HipHugHer, Strings and 1 other person
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,140 18,916 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,633 Sep 20, 2019 #1,878 Stolen from reddit. What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Spoiler Dear Sir or Madam, Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation. Sincerely, The Internet Provider Reactions: Mr. Argumentor, HipHugHer, Jehannum and 1 other person
Stolen from reddit. What's a pirate's least favorite letter? Spoiler Dear Sir or Madam, Your IP address has been flagged for illegally downloading movies. We will have to suspend your account, pending further investigation. Sincerely, The Internet Provider
adi Brown Thunder Apr 16, 2016 20,653 31,078 623 Marklar ₥66,746 Sep 20, 2019 #1,879 Jehannum said: A guitar player's wife was on trial for stealing and selling his guitars. The judge asked, "first time offender?" The wife replied, "no, first a Gibson, then a Fender". Click to expand...
Jehannum said: A guitar player's wife was on trial for stealing and selling his guitars. The judge asked, "first time offender?" The wife replied, "no, first a Gibson, then a Fender". Click to expand...
Darth Handsome Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised. Apr 12, 2016 27,324 42,852 723 51 Marklar ₥66,595 Sep 20, 2019 #1,880 Broads dont know a gibson from a fender