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Frau Blugher

Eddie owes me one.
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A font designer walks into a restaurant with his favourite font. The maître d’ says, “Get out, we don’t serve your type in here!”
Then he farted the most wicked vichyssoise flatulence this side of the Atlantic and was promoted to sommelier .
 
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Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
Apr 16, 2016
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Why were the Stars Wars movies released in the sequence of 4,5,6,1,2,3 ?
Because they were directed by Yoda.
I just started those movies today. I'm going in chronological order. I've seen a few of them already but it's been so long, the details are fuzzy.