Bad Jokes

Frau Blugher

Eddie owes me one.
Apr 26, 2016
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A font designer walks into a restaurant with his favourite font. The maître d’ says, “Get out, we don’t serve your type in here!”
Then he farted the most wicked vichyssoise flatulence this side of the Atlantic and was promoted to sommelier .
 
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OOD

Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
Apr 16, 2016
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Why were the Stars Wars movies released in the sequence of 4,5,6,1,2,3 ?
Because they were directed by Yoda.
I just started those movies today. I'm going in chronological order. I've seen a few of them already but it's been so long, the details are fuzzy.
 

HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
Apr 18, 2016
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20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and not enough Jobs. Please don't let Kevin Bacon die!
The more telling evidence of the downfall is actually the stuff we didn't have then that we do have now.