Bad Jokes
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does a hipster buy its album?
What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon?
Tennish
Tennish
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Phillipe Phillope.
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
The wheelchair.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
I wanted to watch the Origami championships, but it was only available on paper view.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Hey prick mouth we already determined that jackasses who insist on sticking a middle initial in their names are pretentious twats. Especially Science Fictionerds.
Id call them cucks but most of them are virgins like brony.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
You magnificent bastard, you are so fucking pretty.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
No one insults you while complimenting you like Mac does. Not even me.
5% Fuck I love this kid.
5% Fuck I love this kid.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Did you know that grapes don't scream when they're crushed?
They just let out a little wine.
They just let out a little wine.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Dental xrays should just be called tooth pics.
Scientists have discovered a strong correlation between birthdays and life expectancy.
Apparently the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
Apparently the more birthdays you have, the longer you live.
