Bad Jokes

[Floptical]

hey, that reminds me of a bad joke.
did ya hear what happened to farmer John?
no mutha fucker!!! what happened?
he went to shit and the hogs ate him!

yeah, them pigs are mean. so mean, when you fuck with them they look at you while they charge like, "muthafucka, um bout to get all up in the dat ass!!!
that's when you start running

Growing up my father you used always say "went to shit and the hogs are him" anytime someone would ask where someone was.

 

[HipHugHer]

You know a domestic pig can turn feral in less than 30 days?



But then so can we if you throw us in the woods naked and leave us to fend for ourselves.

 

[Strings]

You know a domestic pig can turn feral in less than 30 days?



But then so can we if you throw us in the woods naked and leave us to fend for ourselves.

Does this mean there are feral guinea pigs running around out there?

 

[Domon]

Ya pigs are the vicious ones

when were the last time you were around a full grown pig.

 

[Ledboots]

when were the last time you were around a full grown pig.

Last summer I was at a rescue with big ole sows. And I have seen wild pigs that are pretty scary, they are fast, as I went bow hunting with my cousins years ago.

I still think we probably do more harm to them than they do to us

 

[HipHugHer]

Last summer I was at a rescue with big ole sows. And I have seen wild pigs that are pretty scary, they are fast, as I went bow hunting with my cousins years ago.

I still think we probably do more harm to them than they do to us

You went bow hunting?

 

[HipHugHer]

Were you like placing your body between the arrows and the pigs and daring them to shoot you first?

 

[HipHugHer]

Because ya know if you're close enough an arrow can go through a skinny person and still stick in a pig.

 

[HipHugHer]

Then you'd both be bleeding like a stuck pig.

 

[Ledboots]

You went bow hunting?

Yes, my S Carolina cousins hunt for deer ducks turkeys and pigs, and I went hunting and fishing with them a few times in my teen years. I didn't shoot any animals but was with them when they got two pigs with bows. They were small blackish pigs with lots of hair. Fast as lightning.

Edit, I wasn't a vegetarian then, but I don't think worse of people for hunting just like I don't think worse of anyone or much care what anyone eats. I give people a hard time just to make them think for a second tbh

 

[Jehannum]

y'all hear about the fight at the bearing factory last night?

I heard it was race related.

 

[Domon]

we should have an ungravy button.

 

[APRIL]

we should have an ungravy button.

Don't worry, no one is going to gravy that one to warrant ungraving it.

 

[Strings]

y'all hear about the fight at the bearing factory last night?

I heard it was race related.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

y'all hear about the fight at the bearing factory last night?

I heard it was race related.

 

[HipHugHer]

Don't worry, no one is going to gravy that one to warrant ungraving it.

Ahem......


Double entendre with a hint of social commentary all the while being kid-safe deserves gravy.

 

[APRIL]

Ahem......


Double entendre with a hint of social commentary all the while being kid-safe deserves gravy.

That's a lot of words.

 

[HipHugHer]

That's a lot of words.

It's either 16 or 17 depending on how you count "kid-safe". Just focus and try real hard and you'll get through it.

 

[Jehannum]

That's a lot of words.

And we're naught but humble pirates.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

What is the shortest book in the world ?
Italian War Heroes
Why do seagulls fly over Italy upside down ?
There is nothing worth shitting on.

Why does Oakland have so many blacks and San Francisco so many Italians ?
Oakland had first choice.

Who fired the last six shots into Mussolini ?
Two thousand Italian sharpshooters.