Bad Jokes

[Strings]

 

[nukes]

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EX boyfriend hmpf.

 

[HipHugHer]

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Lol.

I bet that's a big hit around the test lab.

 

[Strings]

Lol.

I bet that's a big hit around the test lab.

There's not a lot of divorce or break ups in my industry.
Couples tend to stick together.

 

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Elmer's a chump.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Crazy is a real cuck too. Instead of kicking her door down he should be balls deep in her sister.

 

[nukes]

Crazy is a real cuck too. Instead of kicking her door down he should be balls deep in her sister.

What makes you think he didn't just nail her sis?

 

[kiwi]

A bike can't stand in its own cause it is two tired.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

@APRIL : ‘Hey, I was thinking…
’
@fly : ‘I thought I smelled something burning.

 

[APRIL]

@APRIL : ‘Hey, I was thinking…
’
@fly : ‘I thought I smelled something burning.

boo this man

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

 

[HipHugHer]

@APRIL : ‘Hey, I was thinking…
’
@fly : ‘I thought I smelled something burning.

Two old ladies are out for a walk.

One says, "you smell something burning?"

The other says, "you s'pose we're walking too fast?"

 

[nukes]

I'm so tired of the future.

 

[Strings]

I'm so tired of the future.

How tired of the future are you, Nukes?

 

[nukes]

How tired of the future are you, Nukes?

I was making movie quotes all morning.
See if you can guess which movie.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I was making movie quotes all morning.
See if you can guess which movie.

I usually avoid Tom Cruise flicks if I can help it.

 

[nukes]

I usually avoid Tom Cruise flicks if I can help it.

Me too. But it's Spielberg, based on a Phillip K. Dick story. You know, the guy who wrote Blade runner.

 

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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

 

[Strings]

I usually avoid Tom Cruise flicks if I can help it.

So that's why I didn't get it.
I don't know, Nukes ...

 

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If life gives you melons, you probably have dyslexia.