Bad Jokes

Two British soldiers were marooned in the desert. They had been tramping without water for days. They were dying of thirst.

Suddenly, in the distance, they see what looks like an oasis! An entire collection of merchants selling wares!

They crawled up to the market and, arriving at the first merchant, gasped: "Water, water!"

The merchant responded; "Sorry, chaps, I only sell sponge cake."

They crawled to the second merchant and gasped, "Water, water!"

The merchant responded: "Sorry, old man, I only sell sherry."

They crawled to the third merchant and gasped, "Water, water!"

The merchant responded: "Sorry, gents, I only sell fruit jelly."

They crawled to the fourth merchant and gasped, "Water, water!"

The merchant responded: "Sorry, fellows, I only sell custard."

Finally, they crawled to the fifth merchant and gasped: "Water, water!"

The merchant responded: "Too bad, old bean, I only sell whipped cream."

So the two poor soldiers crawled away, still dying of thirst.

The first soldier said to the second soldier: "What kind of crazy market was that?"

The second soldier replied: "Yes. It was a trifle bazaar."
 
Their arms aren’t even long enough to insert it themselves, so we don’t know if it’s consensual or not
 
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