Bad Jokes

[Jesus Christ]

The only reason I read all that was because your jokes are generally funny.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Yes?

 

[tre]

Yes?

Happy almost birthday! We all chipped in and got you a nail gun

 

[Jesus Christ]

Happy almost birthday! We all chipped in and got you a nail gun

 

[Jehannum]

A rabbit raised at a hotel is an Inn-grown hare.

 

[gee]

So I'm shitfaced drunk at my friend's house one night and I look up at the ceiling and there's a dartboard up there.

It made me throw up.

 

[Jehannum]

The difference between Georgia and Germany is that Georgia only took one Sherman to cross it.

 

[Jehannum]

Ewoks are pescetarians because the native fish have Endor-fins.

 

[Jehannum]

What is the difference between a light bulb and a cybersecurity professional?

A light bulb stops working when it burns out.

 

[Jehannum]

If you whack it to a picture of someone who has died, it's called ghost bustin'

 

[tre]

If you whack it to a picture of someone who has died, it's called ghost bustin'

Bustin makes me feel good

 

[Jehannum]

Why did Spider-Man's evil twin fail his driver's test?

He was a bad parallel Parker.

 

[Jehannum]

If you do 90 sins, you'll get caught in half the time, because sin 90 = cot 45.

 

[Jehannum]

Chickens can only make one sound because they can't think outside the bawks.

 

[Jehannum]

went rock climbing the other day, and the guy above me kept farting.

It was the worst ass-scent I'd ever done.

 

[Jehannum]

If you see 100 sheep rolling down a hill, it's a lambslide.

 

[Jehannum]

did you guys hear about the two Egyptians that farted at the same time?

They had a toot in common.

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call legwear that starts a car?

Cargo pants.

 

[Jehannum]

I've decided to worship a specific hue of blue.

I'm going to be a Cyantologist.

 

[Jehannum]

A chalkboard that's been shot is a bullet in board.

 

[Jehannum]

Maple trees can't tell dad jokes because they're too sappy.