Bad Jokes

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
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A father asks his child, "Hey, Son, if a Dog and a Piecost had a race, who would win?

The boy puzzles for a moment, then asks "What's a Piecost?"

The father giggles and says "Oh about four or five dollars".
 

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
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Uranus
Steam
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Confused Always Sunny GIF by It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia