Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 Apr 23, 2021 #2,741 Giraffes can never apologize, because it takes so long to swallow their pride. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 Apr 23, 2021 #2,742 I think yeast will someday rule the world. I just foresee it rising up. Reactions: HipHugHer
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Apr 27, 2021 #2,743 A father asks his child, "Hey, Son, if a Dog and a Piecost had a race, who would win? The boy puzzles for a moment, then asks "What's a Piecost?" The father giggles and says "Oh about four or five dollars". Reactions: Jehannum and HipHugHer
A father asks his child, "Hey, Son, if a Dog and a Piecost had a race, who would win? The boy puzzles for a moment, then asks "What's a Piecost?" The father giggles and says "Oh about four or five dollars".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 Apr 28, 2021 #2,744 Never take a calculus test when you're sitting next to two identical twins. It's very hard to differentiate between them.
Never take a calculus test when you're sitting next to two identical twins. It's very hard to differentiate between them.
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,434 38,746 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,211 Steam heyfubuddy Apr 29, 2021 #2,745 Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 Apr 29, 2021 #2,746 The difference between in-laws and outlaws are that outlaws are wanted. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 1, 2021 #2,747 Hey check it out everybody, it's Eel on Musk. Reactions: HipHugHer
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Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,434 38,746 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,211 Steam heyfubuddy May 6, 2021 #2,749 Reactions: Jehannum and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 7, 2021 #2,750 Told Jason this morning he needed to do more chores around the house. He asked if I could change the subject, so I replied, "OK, more chores around the house need to be done by you". Reactions: HipHugHer and Domon
Told Jason this morning he needed to do more chores around the house. He asked if I could change the subject, so I replied, "OK, more chores around the house need to be done by you".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 10, 2021 #2,751 Books on oil are in the non-friction section of the library. Reactions: HipHugHer
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 May 10, 2021 #2,752 That was slick, J Reactions: Jehannum
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 11, 2021 #2,753 Aquaman backed into my car several times yesterday. He left a trident. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 11, 2021 #2,754 A kidnapper's favorite shoes are white vans. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 11, 2021 #2,755 A perfectionist walked in to a bar, apparently it wasn't set high enough. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 13, 2021 #2,756 My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok. What a wookiee mistake. Reactions: HipHugHer
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,434 38,746 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,211 Steam heyfubuddy May 13, 2021 #2,757
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 14, 2021 #2,758 Three men were in a boat, and each had a cigarette, but no way to light it. So one man threw his overboard, and the whole boat was one cigarette lighter. Reactions: HipHugHer
Three men were in a boat, and each had a cigarette, but no way to light it. So one man threw his overboard, and the whole boat was one cigarette lighter.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 14, 2021 #2,759 Louise told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,427 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,687 May 17, 2021 #2,760 If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, don't panic until after you've seen more than one grizzly bear. That's the bear minimum. Reactions: HipHugHer
If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, don't panic until after you've seen more than one grizzly bear. That's the bear minimum.