Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

Giraffes can never apologize, because it takes so long to swallow their pride.

 

[Jehannum]

I think yeast will someday rule the world.

I just foresee it rising up.

 

[Strings]

A father asks his child, "Hey, Son, if a Dog and a Piecost had a race, who would win?

The boy puzzles for a moment, then asks "What's a Piecost?"

The father giggles and says "Oh about four or five dollars".

 

[Jehannum]

Never take a calculus test when you're sitting next to two identical twins.

It's very hard to differentiate between them.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

The difference between in-laws and outlaws are that outlaws are wanted.

 

[Jehannum]

Hey check it out everybody, it's Eel on Musk.

 

[tre]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

Told Jason this morning he needed to do more chores around the house.

He asked if I could change the subject, so I replied, "OK, more chores around the house need to be done by you".

 

[Jehannum]

Books on oil are in the non-friction section of the library.

 

[Strings]

That was slick, J

 

[Jehannum]

Aquaman backed into my car several times yesterday. He left a trident.

 

[Jehannum]

A kidnapper's favorite shoes are white vans.

 

[Jehannum]

A perfectionist walked in to a bar, apparently it wasn't set high enough.

 

[Jehannum]

My whole life I thought Chewbacca was an Ewok.

What a wookiee mistake.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

Three men were in a boat, and each had a cigarette, but no way to light it.

So one man threw his overboard, and the whole boat was one cigarette lighter.

 

[Jehannum]

Louise told me to stop acting like a flamingo, so I had to put my foot down.

 

[Jehannum]

If you get lost in the Canadian wilderness, don't panic until after you've seen more than one grizzly bear.

That's the bear minimum.