Are you making any New Year's Resolutions this year?

[APRIL]

Kick this dudes ass for smoking.

 

[Wessels]

he holds that cigarette like a fag

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Kick this dudes ass for smoking.

If I was him I'd smoke too, doesn't look like he has much else going for him.

 

[APRIL]

If I was him I'd smoke too, doesn't look like he has much else going for him.

Probably, I just don't think he would be able to fight back well.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

It could be worse. He could be paralyzed from the neck down, unable even to turn his head, plugged into machines to make him breathe, shitting into a plastic tube drilled into his hip, and just generally trapped inside a hellish meat prison forever.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Probably, I just don't think he would be able to fight back well.

With prosthetic limbs I reckon he could do some serious damage in a fight. Wouldn't hit him to hit you.

 

[Duke]

Probably, I just don't think he would be able to fight back well.

Are you kidding. Thats the Six Hundred Thousand Dollar Man. He could go all bionic on you.

 

[fly]

You mean the dickhole who told me to commute by bicycle? From NH to Boston?

No.

Bwahahahaha I remember that. Good times.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Im going to try to up my resolution from 800x600 to 1024x768

 

[Dharma1521]

I have random goals that I make throughout the year but not really New Year's Resolutions.

My big goals this year are keep up with the gym, stop cutting people off when they're talking, cut out negative influences in my life like gossip, and to pay off some of "the debt".

 

[Atan Nolme]

Rip as many of these things off peoples cars and shove them up their cornholes.

:april::nolove:

 

[Josh]

Go skiing this year in Maine. Today would be a good day, but alas I have to work. I haven't been skiing in a long time too

 

[APRIL]

:april::nolove:

Oh are you my first consultant??

 

[Shalimar]

smoking cessation.



usually to that I add smarter with my money and getting in shape, but I've done those two this year.





quitting is going to be tough. but I've GOT to do it this time.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

:april::nolove:

I understand your sentiment, but come one.... ribbon magnets? This is your big show of respect and solidarity? There are dozens of dozens of organizations that, I hope, actually make a difference in the lives of servicemen overseas.

Donating a pair of new boots to a soldier? This is supporting the troops.

Donating entertainment media to a soldier? This is supporting the troops.

Donating some fucking snack food that's not available wherever they are? Or some smokes? Or a book? This is supporting the troops.

Putting a three-dollar magnet on your car so you can proclaim your bandwagon patriotism? Come on.....

/sorry for the off topic post

 

[Applesauce]

Rip as many of these things off peoples cars and shove them up their cornholes.

FUCKING LOLLL

 

[APRIL]

I understand your sentiment, but come one.... ribbon magnets? This is your big show of respect and solidarity? There are dozens of dozens of organizations that, I hope, actually make a difference in the lives of servicemen overseas.

Donating a pair of new boots to a soldier? This is supporting the troops.

Donating entertainment media to a soldier? This is supporting the troops.

Donating some fucking snack food that's not available wherever they are? Or some smokes? Or a book? This is supporting the troops.

Putting a three-dollar magnet on your car so you can proclaim your bandwagon patriotism? Come on.....

/sorry for the off topic post

True.dat

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I'm making a new years resolution to have MFF and MMF threesomes with Juli.

 

[b_sinning]

Did someone say they need a extra MAN? No balls touching! Plan on playing eiffel tower?

 

[APRIL]

Whoa. You would do MMF???!