But by the time they show up Ill be tough enough to bend them over & make them my bitches.
On another note, last night my guy was prancing thru a medow and came acrossed one of those fountain things. I went to jump up on it, and I heard a wierd noise. I looked down and there was an arrow at my feet. I figured I musta kicked it as I jumped up. Cool , free arrow for me! As I picked it up, I heard the noise again, and noticed
another arrow laying there. Wtf? So I picked that one up too, wondering where the fuck it came from. About that time a third arrow showed up. But this one nailed me right in the asshole. I mean seriously, in the asshole. I turned around and theres some crazy bitch in the field lobbing fuckin arrows at me. No idea where the crazy bitch came from, but I killed her in like 2 hits. Then I had to walk around for like an hour before that arrow worked its way outta my asshole