Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Jehannum]

how is the length of your driveway correlated to your well water quality?

Probably too expensive to trench the municipal water in.

 

[JAXvillain]

how is the length of your driveway correlated to your well water quality?

The city wouldn't run water to us because it was deemed too far.

 

[Domon]

The city wouldn't run water to us because it was deemed too far.

ah

 

[wetwillie]

The only thing I consume in the shower is shower beers.

I was trying to make a waffle stomp joke. trying. I'm old, I have accepted this defeat before.

 

[wetwillie]

The city wouldn't run water to us because it was deemed too far.

I got fucked out of cable for 3 years due to length issues Ah, and a fucktarded neighbor who came out with a shotgun when they were trying to mark on the easement. His obit didn't make me sad, ya know :/

 

[Jehannum]

I got fucked out of cable for 3 years due to length issues

did you explain that 5" measured from balls to tip is actually average?

 

[wetwillie]

did you explain that 5" measured from balls to tip is actually average?

True, but I have a bit more than that happening. I totally got the "cervix banging hurts" commentary of the ladies. sayin. damn Sicilian shlonger genes.

 

[Strings]

My fortune cookie was empty!
Why do things like this keep happening to me?

 

[wetwillie]

My fortune cookie was empty!
Why do things like this keep happening to me?

"That wasn't chicken"

 

[JAXvillain]

I got fucked out of cable for 3 years due to length issues Ah, and a fucktarded neighbor who came out with a shotgun when they were trying to mark on the easement. His obit didn't make me sad, ya know :/

I grew up without cable because of that stupid driveway. Hah.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[wetwillie]

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COol, now even fly can be a musician.

 

[Strings]

That'll make ya hate wind instrumets.
It really blows.
I bet it sounds like shit.
That idea stinks.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That'll make ya hate wind instrumets.
It really blows.
I bet it sounds like shit.
That idea stinks.

Thatll do
I think ya got em all

 

[wetwillie]

That'll make ya hate wind instrumets.
It really blows.
I bet it sounds like shit.
That idea stinks.

 

[wetwillie]

Honestly, I generally think of Bob as kinda blowin too. SInging through an ass squeeky, fer sure.

 

[Strings]

Thatll do
I think ya got em all

Learning to play it is a pain in the ass.

 

[tre]

Learning to play it is a pain in the ass.

In the end, it's worth it

 

[gee]

 

[Mikeawesome]

israel iron dome is pretty cool