Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I picked up an infectionz from Joe and am flu-ey. Had an evening at the spa booked so taken some pain killers and I'm off to infect the upper classes with my germs while I sweat this thing off.

 

[Jehannum]

 

[OOD]

@fly

 

[adi]

@fly

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

happy Hanukkah to those who participate
and even to those who dont

 

[fly]

@fly

Holy fuck

 

[Valve1138]

happy Hanukkah to those who participate
and even to those who dont

And a happy latke to you sir.

 

[Valve1138]

Waiting for a signature required package to be delivered.

9:35am - 1:30pm window.

 

[Immigrant]

 

[Immigrant]

Just got those. Delivered at like 6 am!

They are a godsend. She hates the new brush I got her and the old ones smell like dead kitty ass.

 

[august]

Waiting for a signature required package to be delivered.

9:35am - 1:30pm window.

if it's FedEx, I think you can request a delivery after 5 (which usually means as close to 5 as possible) but it costs extra (and I don't think you could make it happen today since drivers are already on their routes)

but

theres a big window bc theres not a good way to know how quick the day is gonna go. you get a truck full of packages and you just deliver all day until they're gone. the driver can probably guesstimate when they see their truck & manifest that morning, but it could easily be vastly different times depending on the load & traffic & waiting for some apartment complex dingus to let you in to deliver their sofa, etc

I get that it's not convenient for you & you're just griping, but they're not doing it to fuck you over. I hope it comes quickly so you can be done with the waiting, though!

 

[HipHugHer]

Some schmuck has to work on Christmas Eve so you can get your trinkets. Instead of complaining how about you thank them with a nice tip or a bag of cookies for their kids.

 

[august]

Some schmuck has to work on Christmas Eve so you can get your trinkets. Instead of complaining how about you thank them with a nice tip or a bag of cookies for their kids.

Jason got homemade string cheese from one of the farms he delivers to, he said it was incredible & now I want some.

 

[HipHugHer]

Jason got homemade string cheese from one of the farms he delivers to, he said it was incredible & now I want some.

We don't get a lot of those types of deliveries but we leave something out for the garbagemen and the mailman. Let em know they're appreciated.

 

[Valve1138]

if it's FedEx, I think you can request a delivery after 5 (which usually means as close to 5 as possible) but it costs extra (and I don't think you could make it happen today since drivers are already on their routes)

but

theres a big window bc theres not a good way to know how quick the day is gonna go. you get a truck full of packages and you just deliver all day until they're gone. the driver can probably guesstimate when they see their truck & manifest that morning, but it could easily be vastly different times depending on the load & traffic & waiting for some apartment complex dingus to let you in to deliver their sofa, etc

I get that it's not convenient for you & you're just griping, but they're not doing it to fuck you over. I hope it comes quickly so you can be done with the waiting, though!

Tried, too close to Jesus day

 

[august]

Tried, too close to Jesus day

well if The Lord wants you to get your package, you'll get it. when you bring Salvation to the world, you can have a holiday birthday, too.

 

[Valve1138]

Doctor Who marathon on BBC America

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Doctor Who marathon on BBC America

That sounds like hell on earth.

 

[Valve1138]

That sounds like hell on earth.

Better than Voyager

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Better than Voyager

Oh you want to take this outside?