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Pretentious Beer Douche

You are a first-class beer snob. Go ahead and perceptively detect those fine notes of undetectable flavors on your palette, and keep giving those discourses on hops, head and barley.

10.4% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

Interesting given that I answered "Often" to that first question :fly:
 

Atan Nolme

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Pretentious Beer Douche

You are a first-class beer snob. Go ahead and perceptively detect those fine notes of undetectable flavors on your palette, and keep giving those discourses on hops, head and barley.

10.4% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

Interesting given that I answered "Often" to that first question :fly:

It all depends on how you answer question # 2.

Are the phrases "too hoppy" and "rich stout" part of your regular vocabulary?

Yes
or
Not my regular vocabulary, but I may have said something like it before.
will automatically give you the title of Beer snob.

if you answer the quiz with the first answer on all eight questions then you get the following.

Domestic Ignoramous

You don't know the first thing when it comes to the beers beyond the cheap domestic giants. Keep drinking your Bud, Miller, Coors and (dare I say) Keystone with pride.

:fly:
 

Atan Nolme

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So I hit 50 unique beers at World of Beers. Yay!

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Nice list, unfortunately I can only get a few of those brews around here.

:applaud:

No shit beers like milller, bud, or corona on there.

Guess again Ape, that Summer Shand is "high brow" Miller, just as Blue Moon is "high brow" Coors.

Oh yeah, MAGIC HAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!9

Circus Boy this time

I'm glad you like Magic Hat, not a brewery I care for.
 

APRIL

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Nice list, unfortunately I can only get a few of those brews around here.



Guess again Ape, that Summer Shand is "high brow" Miller, just as Blue Moon is "high brow" Coors.



I'm glad you like Magic Hat, not a brewery I care for.

I have to drink it though. Otherwise I won't get a point.
 

Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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re You a Beer Snob?

Pretentious Beer Douche

You are a first-class beer snob. Go ahead and perceptively detect those fine notes of undetectable flavors on your palette, and keep giving those discourses on hops, head and barley.

10.1% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.
 

fly

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I'm just glad its pumpkin beer season. As far as breweries, I'm a big fan of Bells and Brooklyn.

edit: And apparently Highland and Lost Coast
 
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APRIL

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Especially the one we had on Sunday. The Pumking I think it was called at 9%.
 

DJBrenton

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I have heard of flavoured beers over here, but they're only available in gay bars and elementary schools. You really should try some lite lager with blackcurrant cordial Fly. Sophisticated and very cool.
 
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DJBrenton

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Spent the weekend in the Peak District ( Derbyshire National Park). Had a few Peak Ales. I do hope that doesn't mean it's running out.