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Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
Sep 30, 2004
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Steam
heyfubuddy
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[h=2]Microbrew Stud[/h]You enjoy your craft beers and microbrews without being a total douche about it. That is an admirable achievement, so congratulations! Keep enjoying world class brews in style without being a buzzkill like all the pretentious beer snobs.
 

fly

Osharts 11
Oct 1, 2004
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Pretentious Beer Douche

You are a first-class beer snob. Go ahead and perceptively detect those fine notes of undetectable flavors on your palette, and keep giving those discourses on hops, head and barley.

10.2% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.

More than 24 cans? Didn't know they made packs that big. :confused:
 

OzSTEEZ

¡ɟɟo ʞɔnɟ ʇunɔ 'ᴉO
Nov 11, 2008
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[h=2]Microbrew Stud[/h]You enjoy your craft beers and microbrews without being a total douche about it. That is an admirable achievement, so congratulations! Keep enjoying world class brews in style without being a buzzkill like all the pretentious beer snobs.
64.1% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.



Seemed a little retarded. Guess I'm a online quiz snob.
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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Are You a Beer Snob?

Pretentious Beer Douche
You are a first-class beer snob. Go ahead and perceptively detect those fine notes of undetectable flavors on your palette, and keep giving those discourses on hops, head and barley.
10.3% of people that have taken this quiz have achieved this result.