Thread Needlessly wordy descriptions of songs and song titles

It is a great desire of mine to be not quite so short. I would also very much like to be a basketball player. In addition, it would please me immensely if I were dating a woman of exceptional beauty; if this were the case, I would most certainly contact her via telephone.

Skee-Lo, I Wish
 
There have been strange reports of a peculiar avian with a penchant for skimming the seas while perched on a large, varnished, shaped plank. Are you aware of this? Many, if not all of my associates are aware of this.
 
Since no one even attempted guessed my other one, I'll try again with a different one.

Speech impedements are quite common, but I must inform you that if my persona can accomplish this goal, then all should be able to do such a feat.
 
Since no one even attempted guessed my other one, I'll try again with a different one.

Speech impedements are quite common, but I must inform you that if my persona can accomplish this goal, then all should be able to do such a feat.

i attempted it, i just couldn't guess it. i don't know this one either.
 
Since no one even attempted guessed my other one, I'll try again with a different one.

Speech impedements are quite common, but I must inform you that if my persona can accomplish this goal, then all should be able to do such a feat.

i attempted it, i just couldn't guess it. i don't know this one either.

Yeah, I imagine I just don't know the songs for which you're leaving clues.