Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I drink out of the carton. Remember that if any of you visit our place.
That coupled with the fact that you eat flys asshole = nobody should ever consume food at your house
I drink out of the carton. Remember that if any of you visit our place.
That coupled with the fact that you eat flys asshole = nobody should ever consume food at your house
That coupled with the fact that you eat flys asshole = nobody should ever consume food at your house
My birthday is Tuesday...
That coupled with the fact that you eat flys asshole = nobody should ever consume food at your house
I'm an nice person
I locked myself out of the house today
I like Penguin Cafe Orchestra
That I'm not Gay
You not being gay is a flaw.
When you are hit on by a guy, thats when you know you are hot.Tell me about it.
I've been asked out by 4 men this year alone.
When you are hit on by a guy, thats when you know you are hot.
How can a man be gay when women like Dharma exist?
Oh good golly, the things I'd do.. the SHOES I'D SELL
I look at it from another angle.
There's not many gay guys here, so finding one is an achievement.
Last man alive kind of deal.
I'm sure there are a lot more than you think. Its not like they wear a sign or anything.
I've turned many a men. Let me know when you're ready I will get you liking cock in no time.