Our bathrooms here is nice. The janitor lady Lucile does a good job. Except for the one time she heard I was having marriage problems and came to give me advice. She told me a very long rambling story of how her Ex tried tried to get her in a three way with his best friend. She said "Hell no [ADMIN EDIT]! Jesus is the only other man for me!" She's 60 and black so the whole story was painfully embarrassing to listen to. Especially the sex stuff she wanted to discuss with me.
Only if you were pooping during the story telling would it be topped.